How come people I don't know are in this, and the people I do know are not?

[svf8528]

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In January I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last Monday I pulled over and changed mischievouspuck's flat tire (15 points). Last week I bought porn for tiamon (10 points). In March I didn't flush (-1 points). In September I helped Triggur see the light (8 points).

Overall, I've been nice (26 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!

Sincerely,
svf8528