А зовут его Аваз :)

[svetlankafm]

- Hello, are you there?
- Yes, who are you please?
- I am Watt!
- What is your name?
- Watt is my name!
- Yes, what is your name?
- My name is John Watt!
- John what?
- Yes, are you Jones?
- No, I am Knott!
- What is your name then?
- Will Knott!
- Why not?
- My name is Knott!
- Not what?
- Not Watt, Knott!
- What?