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[sverbot]

old lecherous men say i look like ann-margret. okay, I think they really mean it like i'm not ugly and i have big boobs and darker red hair. she's like the grooviest redhead ever.
my PT involves a rubberband and stretching my shoulderblades so I can hopefully shimmy my torso like her someday.

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Also, this(courtesty of the_profane):

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[bougieman]

My favorite Ann Margaret movie:

[sverbot]

yeah i added that and "the swinger" to my netflix... i think i might be weird.

[elbom]

Primitive African cultures. Unlike our enlightened, purely monotheistic and monogamistic Judeo-Christian tradition: Abraham, Isaac, Jacob, King David, King Solomon, and our founding fathers -- except polygamy wasn't legal anymore in the eighteenth century, so instead they had slaves.

[sverbot]

when i first saw that picture i was just like "that makes no sense" then i was like "why do they all look BLACK but white?" then I went OH... They should really put "Having sex with a virgin DOES NOT cure AIDS" on that list... Oh wait, we don't have funding to enlighten other cultures about the diseases that kill off whole villages and shit :D
why did that one dude have to fuck that particular monkey?