SCREW STUDYING I'M GOING TO TAKE A BREAK AND FILL IN A MEME.
From
banana_andthena .
If I were a month, I'd be: April
If I were a day of the week, I'd be: Friday
If I were a time of day, I'd be: midnight
If I were a planet, I'd be: tempted to say Uranus, but... Mars.
If I were a sea animal, I'd be: a jellyfish.
If I were a direction, I'd be: North.
If I were a sin, I'd be: Sloth.
If I were a historical figure, I'd be: forgotten.
If I were a liquid, I'd be: the rain. Or chicken noodle soup.
If I were a tree, I'd be: a maple -- I'm terribly sappy, but it's some good stuff XD
If I were a bird, I'd be: an ostrich, probably.
If I were a tool, I'd be: a chopsaw.
If I were a flower/plant, I'd be: a cactus.
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be: sunny with a mix of clouds.
If I were a mythical creature, I'd be: a phoenix.
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be: a piano <3
If I were an animal, I'd be: a sheep, apparently. Although I'm fairly certain I'm human.
If I were a colour, I'd be: red.
If I were an emotion, I'd be: apathetic, although that makes no sense.
If I were a vegetable, I'd be: broccoli, because Hannah would like me, haha.
If I were a sound, I'd be: Concert B flat.
If I were an element, I'd be: 1. Fire 2. Carbon (not sure which it means)
If I were a car, I'd be: A MOTORCYCLE (wut)
If I were a song, I'd be: Her Morning Elegance, by Oren Lavie
If I were a movie, I'd be: Le fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain
If I were a book, I'd be: the dictionary
If I were a food, I'd be: vanilla ice cream -- boring on its own, but fun with other things
If I were a place, I'd be: Toronto
If I were a material, I'd be: denim
If I were a taste, I'd be: delicious? xD
If I were a scent, I'd be: coffee.
If I were a religion, I'd be: Christianity
If I were a word, I'd be: anything.
If I were an object, I'd be: a fishbowl -- useless on my own, but indispensable to someone else.
If I were a body part, I'd be: a thumb -- I'm opposable.
If I were a facial expression, I'd be: expressive.
If I were a subject in school, I'd be: Music.
If I were a cartoon character, I'd be: boring.
If I were a shape, I'd be a: Möbius strip if that's allowed.
If I were a number, I'd be: Infinity and beyond!