Smobat 3 - Pigeons with Acne

[sventastic]

Yes there's more.  Well, less this time, because I want drifting to read it before she goes to sleep.

And I stopped capitalizing things randomly when people are talking.  Hallelujah!

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Comments

[driftingforward]

I'm sitting up on my bed, with my back against the wall, and I was laughing so hard my head kept going back and repeatedly hitting the wall.

I hope you're happy.

*is brain-damaged and likes spontaneously-combusting trees*

[sventastic]

Yes I'm happy! About the fact you laughed, not so much the concussions x'D

I also like spontaneously-combusting trees!

NEXT ISSUE: AN ACTUAL VILLAIN. -gasp-

[driftingforward]

I'm happy about the concussions! It's like a cheap high. But with more bruising!

Who doesn't?

WHAT?! WHAT KIND OF FIC HAS VILLAINS? I WILL NOT READ ANY MORE OF THIS NONSENSE.

[sventastic]

Yey bruises! When they're not mine!

Nobody!

CRACK!FICS HAVE CRACK!VILLAINS, DUH. And you know you want to see an eventual Catwoman!Ace because it'd just be so stupid.