1. Go out with me? Only when you're not at work. But all the rest of the time, constantly! 2. Give me your number? Yes, but I'd be frightened if you forgot it, since it's yours too. 3. Have sex with me? Not tonight, dear, I have to finish my final... stop touchign me there, please. 4. Let me kiss you? Okay, but I have to finish my final. 5. Watch a movie with me...even a really sappy one? No sappy movies, unless I get to mercilessly mock the dialogue. 6. Let me take you out to dinner? We basically share teh same accounts, so don't make it TOO expensive. How about tomorrow? 7. Drive me somewhere/anywhere? Yes, but I like it better when you drive. :) 8. Take a shower with me? Daily. 9. Be my GF/BF? Only GF. And only if it stands for Girlfriend or Gillyflower. 10. Have a fling with me? Mmm. Fling. 11. Listen to me if I called you crying even if you were out with all of your friends? Yes, dear. Sure, dear. No, dear, you're going to do fine on teh GREs. Yes, I love you too. 12. Buy me a drink if I didn't have money? See above question about joint finances. 13. Take me home for the night? Purr. 14. Would you let me sleep in your bed? You can sleep in your bed (this being my bed). 15. Sing car karaoke with me? Okay, but you have to put up with me teaching you not to sing in your throat. 16. Sit in the doctors office with me because I didn't want to go alone? Of course, honey. 17. Re-post this for me to answer your questions? ... not sure. Not sure I want to know these answers from people, for one. 18. Let me give you a piggyback ride? I'd rather ou didn't, actually. 19. Come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere? In what? Your car is my car. Grab your cell and call my parents. Wait, you left your cell phone at home - well, I can't use mine ,it isn't charged... get walkin' on those two miles to Scott's Valley.
2. Give me your number? Yes, but I'd be frightened if you forgot it, since it's yours too.
3. Have sex with me? Not tonight, dear, I have to finish my final... stop touchign me there, please.
4. Let me kiss you? Okay, but I have to finish my final.
5. Watch a movie with me...even a really sappy one? No sappy movies, unless I get to mercilessly mock the dialogue.
6. Let me take you out to dinner? We basically share teh same accounts, so don't make it TOO expensive. How about tomorrow?
7. Drive me somewhere/anywhere? Yes, but I like it better when you drive. :)
8. Take a shower with me? Daily.
9. Be my GF/BF? Only GF. And only if it stands for Girlfriend or Gillyflower.
10. Have a fling with me? Mmm. Fling.
11. Listen to me if I called you crying even if you were out with all of your friends? Yes, dear. Sure, dear. No, dear, you're going to do fine on teh GREs. Yes, I love you too.
12. Buy me a drink if I didn't have money? See above question about joint finances.
13. Take me home for the night? Purr.
14. Would you let me sleep in your bed? You can sleep in your bed (this being my bed).
15. Sing car karaoke with me? Okay, but you have to put up with me teaching you not to sing in your throat.
16. Sit in the doctors office with me because I didn't want to go alone? Of course, honey.
17. Re-post this for me to answer your questions? ... not sure. Not sure I want to know these answers from people, for one.
18. Let me give you a piggyback ride? I'd rather ou didn't, actually.
19. Come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere? In what? Your car is my car. Grab your cell and call my parents. Wait, you left your cell phone at home - well, I can't use mine ,it isn't charged... get walkin' on those two miles to Scott's Valley.
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