(no subject)
Not mine (but funny):
Would You Like Some Potter Slash?
Trash-I-am!
Call me Trash!
That Call-Me-Trash!
That Call- Me-Trash!
I Do not like
That Call-Me-Trash!
Would you like some Potter slash?
I do not like it,
Call-me-Trash.
I do not read
That Potter slash.
Would you like some Draco/Ron?
I would not like some
Draco/Ron.
Tell them to put their
Clothes back on.
I do not like that Potter slash.
I do not like, Call-me-Trash.
Would like some Lupin/Black?
Naked Remus
On his back?
I would not like some Lupin/Black.
I think I'd have
A heart attack.
I would not like some Draco/Ron.
Tell them to put their clothes back on.
I do not like that Potter slash.
I do not like it Call- me-Trash.
Would you read a Seamus scene?
Can you see him blowing Dean?
No Seamus/Dean.
That's quite obsene.
No Lupin/Black.
No heart attack.
I would not read that Draco/Ron.
Tell them to put their clothes back on.
I would not read that Potter slash.
I do not like it Call-me-Trash.
Would you? Could you?
Harry/Snape?
Read it! Read it!
No escape!
I would not, could not, Harry/Snape
You may like it.
It's so good.
You may like this Percy/Wood.
I would not, could not Percy/Wood.
Nor Harry/Snap! Don't think they should.
I do not like that Seamus/Dean.
I do not like it, sight unseen.
I do not like that Lupin/Black.
No naked Remus on his back.
I do not like that Draco/Ron.
Tell them to put their clothes back on.
I do not like that Potter slashl.
I do not like it, Call-me-Trash.
Try James! Try James!
Try James! Try James!
Could you, would you Lucius James?
No Lucius/James! No Percy/Wood
No Harry Snape! Trash! Understood?
I would not, could not, Seamus/Dean.
I would not, could not, it's obsene.
I will not read that Lupin/ Black.
I think I'd have a heart attack.
I will not read that Draco/Ron.
Tell them to put their clothes back on.
I do not read that Potter slash.
I do not like it, Call-me-Trash.
Say! George on Fred?
Or Fred on George?
Would you, could you, Fred and George?
I would not, could not, Fred and George.
Would you read some twincest games?
I would not read those twincest games.
Not George and Fred. Not Lucius/James.
Not Harry/Snape. Not Percy/Wood.
I do not like them, Trash. No good.
Not Lupin Black. No Seamus sene.
No heart attack. No blowing Dean.
I will not read that Draco/Ron.
Tell them to put their clothes back on.
You do not like that Potter slash?
I do not like it, Call-me-Trash.
Snape and Lupin the Tower?
I do not want them in the Tower!
Or Harry/Draco in the shower?
I could not watch them in the shower.
Or snape and Lupen in the Tower.
I will not read any twincest games.
I will not read that Lucius/James.
No Fred and George! No Percy/Wood.
No Harry/Snape! That understood?
I do not like that Seamus scene.
I do not like him blowing Dean.
I will not read that Lupin/Black.
No naked Remus on his back.
I do not like that Draco/Ron.
It simply DOESN'T TURN ME ON!
I do not like that Potter slash!
I do not like it Call-me-Trash!
You do not like it.
So you squick.
Try it! Try it!
It's not sick.
Try it- and it just might click.
Trash!
If you will go away.
I will try it.
Make my day.
:insert nervous looks:
::* R E A D I N G *::
Trash! I like this Potter slash!
I do! I like it, Call-me-Trash!
Get Harry/Draco in the shower.
And Snape with Lupin in the Tower.
And I will read some twincest games with Fred and George.
The Lucius/James. And Harry/Snape.
And Percy/Wood. These fics are really, really good!
So I will read that Seamus secene. I want to see him blowing Dean.
I will read that Lupin/Black with naked Remus on his back.
I will read som Draco/Ron
All these pairings TURN ME ON!
I do so like this Potter slash!
Thank you! Thank you, Call-me-Trash!
THE END!