Talking Kangaroos Make Me Want to Slit YOUR Wrist
I can't wait until the new Charlie's Angels movie comes out so I don't have to see advertisements for it all the time. Dudes, remember when Kangaroo Jack was about to be in the theaters? One time Jaclyn and I were on our way to Popscene and there was this HUGE billboard for it on Harrison. So crazy. Not even crazy, but retarded. Kangaroo Jack is the suck. Yeah guys, lets go see a movie with a talking Kangaroo that beats people up because he's got attitude and also wears a zip up hoodie because aside from having attitude, he also is very hip for a Kangaroo. More like Kangalame. Haha, there was even someone named Anthony Anderson in that movie.
Speaking of Anthony Anderson - the one that wasn't in Kangaroo Jack - he got married liiike last weekend? Or actually the one before that. June 14th, I think. WORD to getting married. Everyone's doing it here.
It's extremely warm in my dorm. That's probably because I'm wearing a hoodie. uhhhhhhh, I could take it of. I am, getting so hot, i'm'anna take my cloooothes off. uh, uh.
I live next to these other apartments and my window faces some other fools windows. There is a guy next door staring at me. I'm going to pretend I don't see him.
Dude, Christine's boyfriend is hecka scary. He's like, white, but I think he wants to be black. He says stuff like, "Yo, Girl. Pick up da phone," just like Vanilla Ice would if we were watching Cool As Ice. He calls a lot. I'm glad I don't share a room with her. That could get to be a little irritating.
Earlier today Christine left the house, but left her lame stereo on, blasting none other than Shawn Mullins(??) or something similar to that. Yeah, I'm the one that listens to weird music.....? Luckily Britney and I left after she did.
We totally found a SUPER TARGET! OMG, Have you ever been to a Super Target? It's really super huge. There's like a Safeway attached to it. Except it's not a Safeway, because I don't think Utah has Safeways. It was just the Utah grocery store.
After our ADVENTURE to SUPER TARGET, where we didn't buy anything, we rocked BIG LOTS! aka the BEST PLACE OF ALL TIME. I'm going to shop there only from now on. ahahaha they had these belts there. I think they were supposed to be hipster belts, but they ended up just being lame. They had like studs and whatever in them. OH MAN!!! YOU REBEL!!!!!!!!! I should get one, just to show how rebellious I really am. Anyway, I bought this fucking rad skateboard that totally says MATRIX on the back. It's so 1994. I also bought some colorful bobby pins for fiddy cents, some soda, even though I don't drink soda, some hot pink nail polish and probably something else.
I'm looking for a 99cents store, so if you know of any, hoook it uuup. I'm so down for places like that. They make life worth living. sigh.
Speaking of Anthony Anderson - the one that wasn't in Kangaroo Jack - he got married liiike last weekend? Or actually the one before that. June 14th, I think. WORD to getting married. Everyone's doing it here.
It's extremely warm in my dorm. That's probably because I'm wearing a hoodie. uhhhhhhh, I could take it of. I am, getting so hot, i'm'anna take my cloooothes off. uh, uh.
I live next to these other apartments and my window faces some other fools windows. There is a guy next door staring at me. I'm going to pretend I don't see him.
Dude, Christine's boyfriend is hecka scary. He's like, white, but I think he wants to be black. He says stuff like, "Yo, Girl. Pick up da phone," just like Vanilla Ice would if we were watching Cool As Ice. He calls a lot. I'm glad I don't share a room with her. That could get to be a little irritating.
Earlier today Christine left the house, but left her lame stereo on, blasting none other than Shawn Mullins(??) or something similar to that. Yeah, I'm the one that listens to weird music.....? Luckily Britney and I left after she did.
We totally found a SUPER TARGET! OMG, Have you ever been to a Super Target? It's really super huge. There's like a Safeway attached to it. Except it's not a Safeway, because I don't think Utah has Safeways. It was just the Utah grocery store.
After our ADVENTURE to SUPER TARGET, where we didn't buy anything, we rocked BIG LOTS! aka the BEST PLACE OF ALL TIME. I'm going to shop there only from now on. ahahaha they had these belts there. I think they were supposed to be hipster belts, but they ended up just being lame. They had like studs and whatever in them. OH MAN!!! YOU REBEL!!!!!!!!! I should get one, just to show how rebellious I really am. Anyway, I bought this fucking rad skateboard that totally says MATRIX on the back. It's so 1994. I also bought some colorful bobby pins for fiddy cents, some soda, even though I don't drink soda, some hot pink nail polish and probably something else.
I'm looking for a 99cents store, so if you know of any, hoook it uuup. I'm so down for places like that. They make life worth living. sigh.