Dear Reddit,
I posted a picture of my new kitten to your r/Aww subreddit, mistakenly thinking that "Aww" meant "Look at the cute $thing". Clearly I was wrong. You down voted the picture so hard it's in negative numbers. I didn't even know such a thing could happen, let alone because of a cute kitten picture.
So fuck you very much.
No Love,
Me
This is the picture I posted.