7 Answers of DOOOM (or something)
(Questions courtesy of misterdaniel)
1. After I have grilled you, and made sure that you are fully cooked inside, what starter, sides, dessert and drink do I serve you with?
The starter would have to be prawn cocktails; the sides are any veg your heart's desire can conjure; dessert is a Rocky Road the size of the average paving slab, while drinks include anything you think your liver can cope with. Be warned, though - I'm high in polyunsaturates.
2. The Imperium accidentally leave you the keys to one of their Titans. Do you take it for a spin and what do you do?
Oh hell yeah. It's a Warlord. And I take it to Geneva and have a spirited debate with the assembled cast of the U.N. as to the merits of 'might versus right'.
3. Nurgle notices the worship and devotion you give it and rewards you with a mutation. What does it look like?
Daemonic Stature. Basically, being a huge, tough, ugly bastard.
4. What IC decision have you made that you would like to see played out differently in an alternate reality?
When Varg got epically drunk and decided to stay that way as a means of 'coping' with The Sheyna Situation as opposed to remaining relatively sober, seeking her out and talking it out.
5. You encounter a drunken Timothy Dalton who decides you are awesome and offers to be your wingman in assisting you to meet persons of interest to you, but lets you take the lead. Where do you go with Timothy Dalton and what do you do?
I drag my erstwhile Bond to the set of Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Season 3 Episode 3, and instruct the faux double-0 to assist me in the apprehension of Eliza Dushku. In those leather trousers. Not that I'm shallow or anything.
6. Rufus arrives in his time travelling phone booth to say that he was wrong and that Wyld Stallyns were not the architects of a Rock-fuelled Utopia, but that you are. To prepare for your Rock Messiah status, you are required to travel to three separate gigs in space and time and jam with three legendary artists/bands. Who do you choose?
I sally post-haste to Woodstock, and kick the hippies into getting Hendrix on stage at sunset on the Sunday instead of early on Monday morning when a lot of people have already gone home. Our harmonised feedback-extraganza version of 'The Star-Spangled Banner' becomes legendary almost overnight. I then go to Leeds University's concert hall on Feb 14th, 1970, to kick Pete Townshend's arse with The Who live at Leeds, before sojourning to the Nakano Sun Plaza Hall in Tokyo, 1978, to humbly play rhythm guitar behind the almost godlike Ulrich Roth with The Scorpions.
7. Batman heads off on a Justice League mission and leaves Gotham in your capable hands. Which member of his rogues gallery starts playing up and how do you handle the situation?
Poison Ivy (played by Scarlett Johansson, naturally) starts getting all jiggy with it, before I demonstrate to her the relative virtues of one-on-one negotiation and 'talk' her out of omnicide.
1. After I have grilled you, and made sure that you are fully cooked inside, what starter, sides, dessert and drink do I serve you with?
The starter would have to be prawn cocktails; the sides are any veg your heart's desire can conjure; dessert is a Rocky Road the size of the average paving slab, while drinks include anything you think your liver can cope with. Be warned, though - I'm high in polyunsaturates.
2. The Imperium accidentally leave you the keys to one of their Titans. Do you take it for a spin and what do you do?
Oh hell yeah. It's a Warlord. And I take it to Geneva and have a spirited debate with the assembled cast of the U.N. as to the merits of 'might versus right'.
3. Nurgle notices the worship and devotion you give it and rewards you with a mutation. What does it look like?
Daemonic Stature. Basically, being a huge, tough, ugly bastard.
4. What IC decision have you made that you would like to see played out differently in an alternate reality?
When Varg got epically drunk and decided to stay that way as a means of 'coping' with The Sheyna Situation as opposed to remaining relatively sober, seeking her out and talking it out.
5. You encounter a drunken Timothy Dalton who decides you are awesome and offers to be your wingman in assisting you to meet persons of interest to you, but lets you take the lead. Where do you go with Timothy Dalton and what do you do?
I drag my erstwhile Bond to the set of Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Season 3 Episode 3, and instruct the faux double-0 to assist me in the apprehension of Eliza Dushku. In those leather trousers. Not that I'm shallow or anything.
6. Rufus arrives in his time travelling phone booth to say that he was wrong and that Wyld Stallyns were not the architects of a Rock-fuelled Utopia, but that you are. To prepare for your Rock Messiah status, you are required to travel to three separate gigs in space and time and jam with three legendary artists/bands. Who do you choose?
I sally post-haste to Woodstock, and kick the hippies into getting Hendrix on stage at sunset on the Sunday instead of early on Monday morning when a lot of people have already gone home. Our harmonised feedback-extraganza version of 'The Star-Spangled Banner' becomes legendary almost overnight. I then go to Leeds University's concert hall on Feb 14th, 1970, to kick Pete Townshend's arse with The Who live at Leeds, before sojourning to the Nakano Sun Plaza Hall in Tokyo, 1978, to humbly play rhythm guitar behind the almost godlike Ulrich Roth with The Scorpions.
7. Batman heads off on a Justice League mission and leaves Gotham in your capable hands. Which member of his rogues gallery starts playing up and how do you handle the situation?
Poison Ivy (played by Scarlett Johansson, naturally) starts getting all jiggy with it, before I demonstrate to her the relative virtues of one-on-one negotiation and 'talk' her out of omnicide.