Harken to my thoughts!
So, I am forced to go to ASDA and whilst standing in line with a chav convention I had these thoughts;
1. Man, if I had a light sabre not one of these fuckers would survive. Even with a plain katana I could probably take out an even dozen before I was over-powered.
2. Hmm. It's a good job people can't hear my thoughts or I might be in some trouble really.
3. Wait, for all I know someone here can read my thoughts; I should act as if someone can and take appropriate action to safeguard myself.
4. Goto Thought 1.
1. Man, if I had a light sabre not one of these fuckers would survive. Even with a plain katana I could probably take out an even dozen before I was over-powered.
2. Hmm. It's a good job people can't hear my thoughts or I might be in some trouble really.
3. Wait, for all I know someone here can read my thoughts; I should act as if someone can and take appropriate action to safeguard myself.
4. Goto Thought 1.