For Nettie
K-Dub quotes:
* "She can turn the sloppy joes into food for the multitudes!"
* "Catholicness? Catholicity?"
* "Mean can be funny!"
* "take your freakishly tall un-chinese daughter and get out of here!"
* "I used to be really anal- imagine that!"
* "and then I discovered... the tyranny of the table of contents!"
* "You should be on your knees, but not doing that!"
* "I'm a man and I like the opera and I put product in my hair, but I'm not gay!"
* "What is the nature of happiness? Did I ask something inappropriate?"
* "Wait, tuesday? I'm lesbian!"
* "Happiness should be bitter when it ejaculates in your mouth?"
* "If you're a real straight man, you won't call."
* "Nice, friendly, compassionate, takes care of dogs, whatever."
* "Fucking is about getting off, it doesn't matter what the receptacle is."
* "Girls are sugar and spice, right? That crap?"
* "Know with a capital 'N'."
* "Where's the part where you tell them 'Get out you evil bastard' and you go have a drink?"
* "He's been in the closet!"
Other quotes:
* "Pick-up lines are by definition cheesy." ~some kid
* "Yeah, they're stars at a Star Trek convention!" ~Andrew, the Seattle's guy
* "She can turn the sloppy joes into food for the multitudes!"
* "Catholicness? Catholicity?"
* "Mean can be funny!"
* "take your freakishly tall un-chinese daughter and get out of here!"
* "I used to be really anal- imagine that!"
* "and then I discovered... the tyranny of the table of contents!"
* "You should be on your knees, but not doing that!"
* "I'm a man and I like the opera and I put product in my hair, but I'm not gay!"
* "What is the nature of happiness? Did I ask something inappropriate?"
* "Wait, tuesday? I'm lesbian!"
* "Happiness should be bitter when it ejaculates in your mouth?"
* "If you're a real straight man, you won't call."
* "Nice, friendly, compassionate, takes care of dogs, whatever."
* "Fucking is about getting off, it doesn't matter what the receptacle is."
* "Girls are sugar and spice, right? That crap?"
* "Know with a capital 'N'."
* "Where's the part where you tell them 'Get out you evil bastard' and you go have a drink?"
* "He's been in the closet!"
Other quotes:
* "Pick-up lines are by definition cheesy." ~some kid
* "Yeah, they're stars at a Star Trek convention!" ~Andrew, the Seattle's guy