Awww...
I just got my first Christmas card at this flat. Thanks, baby! I apologise in advance to... basically anybody who sends me anything because I don't keep track of people's addresses, so I can pretty much guarantee I didn't send you anything (no matter who you are). But I appreciate it!
I'm more of a birthday person, which is ironic given my lack of ability to remember birthdays. But... you know, your birthday is about YOU, not some tacky retailer's wet dream. Speaking of which (BIRTHDAYS), mine is on the 28th of December. I haven't planned a damn thing, but if you're going to be in town let me know and I'll sort something out. 28, huh? Old I am, yes.
I'm more of a birthday person, which is ironic given my lack of ability to remember birthdays. But... you know, your birthday is about YOU, not some tacky retailer's wet dream. Speaking of which (BIRTHDAYS), mine is on the 28th of December. I haven't planned a damn thing, but if you're going to be in town let me know and I'll sort something out. 28, huh? Old I am, yes.