New Ficlets: Fairy Tales in Various Fandoms, R
laceymcbain is unfortunately ill, and said: I feel like the kid from The Princess Bride - I want someone to come read me a story.
So I wrote her a few short little fairy tale ficlets, in three different fandoms :) Rated R for language and ES for Extremely Silly ;D
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Ficlet #1 - Queer as Folk, Brian/Justin, spoilery through all five seasons
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Once upon a time there was an arrogant bastard who didn't believe in love. He fucked everything that moved, but never the same guy twice. In and out with a minimum of bullshit, and a maximum of pleasure.
Until one night he met this cute little twink who couldn't stop talking about Lara Croft and diarrhoea, a - as I'm sure you'll agree - greatly attractive combination, and the Arrogant Bastard lost his heart.
They fucked a lot. Arrogant Bastard pretended it was just sex, but Cute Little Twink knew better.
They faced many hurdles. Brain damage. Cancer. A bombing. Hollywood. And even though, five years after they met, Cute Not So Little Twink Anymore left for New York, they both knew they loved each other. And, amazingly, Arrogant Bastard was actually kind of maybe okay with that.
And every few weeks he flew into New York and fucked Cute Not So Little Twink Anymore's brains out.
THE END
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Ficlet #2 - Smallville, Clark/Lex, vague spoilers for first season only
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Once upon there was a young bald man whose father treated him very badly. In response he acted out, and as punishment his father sent him to the ass-end of nowhere.
But luckily for Young Bald Man, the ass-end of nowhere held a very special boy. Very Special Boy really was special (or speshul, depending on your PoV) and though he lied a lot he looked really, really good without his shirt on. Which seemed to happen a lot when Young Bald Man was around.
Young Bald Man wasn't stupid. Far from it. He seduced Very Special Boy in no time at all, fell in love with him, and was awed by all his secrets.
Together, they took down Young Bald Man's father, and they lived strangely - if happily - ever after.
THE END
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Ficlet #3 - Stargate: Atlantis, McKay/Sheppard, vague spoilers for first season only
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Once upon time there was a genius who ended up living in a really WEIRD and totally amazing city. No one was ever as smart as he was which was really, REALLY annoying, but he had to work a lot with a guy with crazy hair who was vaguely smart in a completely different way.
Genius put up with the idiots and sycophants who surrounded him, and the more time he spent with Guy With Crazy Hair, the more he realised there was at least one person he might argue with a lot, but who he could actually stand.
Plus, Guy With Crazy Hair had zero gag reflex, which Genius always found useful.
THE END
So I wrote her a few short little fairy tale ficlets, in three different fandoms :) Rated R for language and ES for Extremely Silly ;D
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Ficlet #1 - Queer as Folk, Brian/Justin, spoilery through all five seasons
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Once upon a time there was an arrogant bastard who didn't believe in love. He fucked everything that moved, but never the same guy twice. In and out with a minimum of bullshit, and a maximum of pleasure.
Until one night he met this cute little twink who couldn't stop talking about Lara Croft and diarrhoea, a - as I'm sure you'll agree - greatly attractive combination, and the Arrogant Bastard lost his heart.
They fucked a lot. Arrogant Bastard pretended it was just sex, but Cute Little Twink knew better.
They faced many hurdles. Brain damage. Cancer. A bombing. Hollywood. And even though, five years after they met, Cute Not So Little Twink Anymore left for New York, they both knew they loved each other. And, amazingly, Arrogant Bastard was actually kind of maybe okay with that.
And every few weeks he flew into New York and fucked Cute Not So Little Twink Anymore's brains out.
THE END
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Ficlet #2 - Smallville, Clark/Lex, vague spoilers for first season only
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Once upon there was a young bald man whose father treated him very badly. In response he acted out, and as punishment his father sent him to the ass-end of nowhere.
But luckily for Young Bald Man, the ass-end of nowhere held a very special boy. Very Special Boy really was special (or speshul, depending on your PoV) and though he lied a lot he looked really, really good without his shirt on. Which seemed to happen a lot when Young Bald Man was around.
Young Bald Man wasn't stupid. Far from it. He seduced Very Special Boy in no time at all, fell in love with him, and was awed by all his secrets.
Together, they took down Young Bald Man's father, and they lived strangely - if happily - ever after.
THE END
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Ficlet #3 - Stargate: Atlantis, McKay/Sheppard, vague spoilers for first season only
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Once upon time there was a genius who ended up living in a really WEIRD and totally amazing city. No one was ever as smart as he was which was really, REALLY annoying, but he had to work a lot with a guy with crazy hair who was vaguely smart in a completely different way.
Genius put up with the idiots and sycophants who surrounded him, and the more time he spent with Guy With Crazy Hair, the more he realised there was at least one person he might argue with a lot, but who he could actually stand.
Plus, Guy With Crazy Hair had zero gag reflex, which Genius always found useful.
THE END