Gilmore Girls - 5.15
Aww, Lorelai not looking happy at the couple.
Paris and Doyle are so funny.
"Paris I beg you."
"I'm sorry, I shouldn't be talking about love or sex especially since you..."
"Especially since I..."
"Aren't getting any."
"It's really unfair calling Grandad Adolf."
"No, that was Grandma."
Big grapefruit shortage.
"Little by little it's getting easier to pretend it's easier, which means easier must be just around the corner."
"I'm telling you, if she throws up you are golden."
Three coffees. Hehehe.
Aww, the boat.
"You're feeling particularly sassy today."
"Must be my new glasses prescription."
Aww, poor Marty. He so likes her.
"Yeah, speak up there kid, we've got a bit of a heighty difference here."
Helping out. That's gonna be so awkward.
"I have stuff to do. I have costumes to make and beards to convert."
"Do you know any lesbians?"
"I'm sure I do."
"How many?"
"Three, maybe four."
"Maybe four?"
"We're waiting for confirmation."
"I like lesbians."
"Yeah, they're great."
Carrie is scaaaaaaaaary.
"She's seven and, God help her, the spitting image of her father."
Hee, Kirk is so funny.
"Yes, Damon, I know your mommy's a lesbian but is she coming to the show?"
Going potty. Ahahaha.
"Apparently Batman's attacking the Inn."
"I don't know if anyone noticed, but suddenly I am the only one working."
"You're right, no one noticed."
"Thank you so much for kicking my undefined sexual partner out of my room!"
"Good man, your lesbian mother will be proud."
"He takes his work very seriously. I mean it, just try and pull this cart."
Bad Luke! No biscuit!
"Juliette has not eaten since 1994."
Awww, Luke and Lorelai are sooooo cuuuuuute.
Damn kids! Damn damn!
*hugs Marty*
"That move always seems cooler in the movies."
I still don't like Logan very much.