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Was gonna see a Queen concert with Adam Lambert singing, but my appendix had other ideas. SO I REMOVED IT. (Still missed the concert, since I was in the hospital. But at least no other vestigial organs will dare interfere in the future.)
Boring Details: Laparoscopic, allowed to eat normally as early as the morning after, things went well (I overnighted but am home now) the hospital food was actually pretty good, I'm still in pain but it is so, so, SO much less than before the surgery, my voice sounds like it belongs to the undead because of the tube that they put down my throat during surgery, and I'm Going To Be Just Fine.
Also, if you're wondering about the subject of this post, I was trying to be funny. While this post was about the vermiform appendix (anatomical one), there's also the literary term.