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I love it when someone is posting on a serious topic in a message board, and in order to convey that he/she disagrees with another poster, they begin their reply with "Dude." I love it because I automatically imagine them saying it aloud to their computer when they read the questionable material. I also like it because I imagine how it would come off in any serious conversation.
Woman: I have something to tell you. I'm pregnant.
Man: Dude. I understand where you're coming from, but...
Woman: God, what an asshole.
Advisor: We must protect our people from this threat!
Leader-type: Dude. I respect your position and everything but...
Entire country: Can we overthrow him yet?
Scientist: In conclusion, I have isolated dark matter particles and have answered one of the most pressing questions in astrophysics today.
Douchey Scientist: Dude. You know I've always had your back, but...
Scientist: Why did we invite this douchey scientist?
In other news, I might be enjoying my more creative classes. I have also most definitely started making my own pecan/maple/vanilla granola, and my goodness is it delicious. Jim Davis starts back at his old job tomorrow, hoorays!
Woman: I have something to tell you. I'm pregnant.
Man: Dude. I understand where you're coming from, but...
Woman: God, what an asshole.
Advisor: We must protect our people from this threat!
Leader-type: Dude. I respect your position and everything but...
Entire country: Can we overthrow him yet?
Scientist: In conclusion, I have isolated dark matter particles and have answered one of the most pressing questions in astrophysics today.
Douchey Scientist: Dude. You know I've always had your back, but...
Scientist: Why did we invite this douchey scientist?
In other news, I might be enjoying my more creative classes. I have also most definitely started making my own pecan/maple/vanilla granola, and my goodness is it delicious. Jim Davis starts back at his old job tomorrow, hoorays!