Britain's Got Talent - as it 'appens
Cheeky Bits: they vaguely disturbed me in the audition, but they were less pouty-thrusty tonight and not bad.
Impressionist: "Like Piers Morgan's underpants: stylish and packed with talent" *dies laughing*
Dr Gore: Ick ick ick. Very, very glad he didn't use animals like he was threatening though.
Tony Laf: Good singer, but getting v. fed up with the sob stories in this series. Just sing, dammit, less with the wibbling.
OK, so (worryingly) the most entertaining thing so far is the oasis advert in the break. Serious Sean Pertwee wildlife voiceover, then comedy wildebeest: "This is exactly what happened to Alan last year!"
Scott Holtom (breakdancer bloke): "You must have the biggest bedroom in the world!" hehehe. Mmmn, he's clever but kinda dull.
Crew 82: *is hoping Piers doesn't dance* oh god he's pretending he's hip, it's worse *hides*. I think they're good, but I thought they were better in the auditions.
BarWizards: still clever, but once you've seen it, you've seen it.
Connie: oh god how nauseating. but Piers is so SWEET! And Simon has gone all soppy hehehe
I think Connie and Tony will go through...
ETA: Well, I was nearly right, LOL.
ETA2: What happened to the Kit Kat Dolls? They're still listed on the line up for the evening on the BTG website?
ETA3: Ooh, ok, according to the ITV BGT message board one of the Kit Kat Dolls is a prostitute and they got kicked off, and also the musical impressions guy (the creepy bloke in the white suit, who I'd COMPLETELY forgotten about, but we'd been puzzling over who else was missing because it had gone down from 26 to 24) was also kicked out as he's apparently a registered sex offender. Eww.
Impressionist: "Like Piers Morgan's underpants: stylish and packed with talent" *dies laughing*
Dr Gore: Ick ick ick. Very, very glad he didn't use animals like he was threatening though.
Tony Laf: Good singer, but getting v. fed up with the sob stories in this series. Just sing, dammit, less with the wibbling.
OK, so (worryingly) the most entertaining thing so far is the oasis advert in the break. Serious Sean Pertwee wildlife voiceover, then comedy wildebeest: "This is exactly what happened to Alan last year!"
Scott Holtom (breakdancer bloke): "You must have the biggest bedroom in the world!" hehehe. Mmmn, he's clever but kinda dull.
Crew 82: *is hoping Piers doesn't dance* oh god he's pretending he's hip, it's worse *hides*. I think they're good, but I thought they were better in the auditions.
BarWizards: still clever, but once you've seen it, you've seen it.
Connie: oh god how nauseating. but Piers is so SWEET! And Simon has gone all soppy hehehe
I think Connie and Tony will go through...
ETA: Well, I was nearly right, LOL.
ETA2: What happened to the Kit Kat Dolls? They're still listed on the line up for the evening on the BTG website?
ETA3: Ooh, ok, according to the ITV BGT message board one of the Kit Kat Dolls is a prostitute and they got kicked off, and also the musical impressions guy (the creepy bloke in the white suit, who I'd COMPLETELY forgotten about, but we'd been puzzling over who else was missing because it had gone down from 26 to 24) was also kicked out as he's apparently a registered sex offender. Eww.