Dec 23, 2005 01:49
quick update on a part of its almost 2 in the am and i have two more paragraphs to write for my english lit paper, plus a nice chapter to write myself (which i highly doubt i will do)
tonight was chirstmas concert. i really never wanted to be shot in the face more in my life. and i kinda feel bad for thinking that. heh damn eh.
tomorrow is varity show, ugh lame countdown. canned food? i was thinking maybe i could knock some kids out with cans of alphagetties but since rocco wouldn't let us throw candy canes into the audience im thinking a can of mushroom soup wouldn't fly either.
work is tomorrow as well. then drinks with kayls. woot woot. i need to get my drink on. haven't in like 2 weeks. whats with that?
whats with my entire family being home at once. its peaking me out. they look at me funny when i talk to myself and act like no one is around and stuff.
chirstmas eve eve. me and nat have a crescent roll morning tradition. so tomorrow im eat crescent rolls. is it pathetic that that is worthy enough to be put in the lj. well i dont care what you think.
i read the urban dictionary for a while tonight to take the edge off. i dont think it worked. but i do know what a blood fart is now:
1. what happens when I eat too many doritos
Doritos is the number one leading cause of bfs
2. An expulsion of air from the anus, accompanied by any quantity of blood.
3. Any amount of blood forcibly expelled from the anus.
Kathy's skirt flapped wildly when she ripped a killer blood fart in the middle of third period gym class.
so back to my essay.