Cleaning time
“DongHae, You’ll get punished for making all this mess. Clean all the apartment, alone, tomorrow. Did you get it?” LeeTeuk asked in a low angry tone.
“But hyung I didn’t-“
“You want another day?” I decided to keep my mouth shut and just bear with it.
The dorms are empty and I’m the only one with no actual schedule, only a lot of work. Damn!
I made a small list to know what I should do. So what’s next in my plan?
9:00 Make beds
9:30 Take laundry out of machine and put in a dryer
9:40 Clean bathrooms
It should be easy, right? I felt some kind of optimism filling me as I started to work.
9:10 Fuck I can’t make this bed. Why won’t this sheet lie flat?
9:20 The blanket weight a ton and the sheets won’t go straight and I have no idea how to make them look good. Yesung I’ll talk with you later. Are you hiding rocks there?
9:55 At last, forty minutes of hard work and I have made precisely one bad. I’m already way behind. Whatever… just keep moving. Laundry next…
10:10 No please, no…. what I have done? I can barely look, it’s a total disaster. Every single thing in washing machine has gone pink. What happened?
There must be a solution, there must be.
10:30 I’m sure SungMin will be happy. I know I’ll hide it in his closet. Great idea.
10:40 why he has so small closet? Oh no it’s going to fall out. Lock it. I need to lock it. Great. I did it.
10:45 what was that sound? Something--- oh no, all clothes fell out.
10:50 Bed. It’s a perfect place. Yes I did it. I hide it there.
11:00 I’m doing fine again. I’m doing well. I’ve got the Hoover on, I’m cruising along nicely. What was that? What just went up the Hoover? Why it’s making that grinding noise?
Have I broken it?
11:05 How much does a Hoover cost?
11:30 I’m cleaning bathroom. Nothing big, I can do that. I think. Ups I slop water out of bucket. I just need to find a cloth to clean with.
11:35 Oh no shower curtains! Do others will like them shred? I can say it’s the newest fashion.
11:45 Why this thing isn’t coming off? What kind of cleaning tool is this? Superglue? Ups.
11:55 Heebum don’t---I think I traumatized him for life the moment he landed in a sink full of water.
12:05 really nice, really nice. I managed, only with a scraped hand and shirt, to dry Heebum as clean as I can.
12:40 what’s wrong with the bleach bottle? Why is nothing coming out of it? I’m turning it around in confusion…. Ok, I’m going to squeeze it really, really hard---- that nearly got my eye.
12:42 FUCK. What has it done to my HAIR?
12:45 Red, it’s RED!
12:47 my clothes! Nooo!
The rest returned at evening to find me in a general mess, clothes shred, hairs red, and sitting on the floor besides a broken Hoover.
Kyuhyun and Heechul smirked as knew that is coming. They still don’t know the worst, yet.
“HYUNG, WHAT’S THAT?” It came from one of bedrooms. Oh no! Sungmin!
“But hyung I didn’t-“
“You want another day?” I decided to keep my mouth shut and just bear with it.
The dorms are empty and I’m the only one with no actual schedule, only a lot of work. Damn!
I made a small list to know what I should do. So what’s next in my plan?
9:00 Make beds
9:30 Take laundry out of machine and put in a dryer
9:40 Clean bathrooms
It should be easy, right? I felt some kind of optimism filling me as I started to work.
9:10 Fuck I can’t make this bed. Why won’t this sheet lie flat?
9:20 The blanket weight a ton and the sheets won’t go straight and I have no idea how to make them look good. Yesung I’ll talk with you later. Are you hiding rocks there?
9:55 At last, forty minutes of hard work and I have made precisely one bad. I’m already way behind. Whatever… just keep moving. Laundry next…
10:10 No please, no…. what I have done? I can barely look, it’s a total disaster. Every single thing in washing machine has gone pink. What happened?
There must be a solution, there must be.
10:30 I’m sure SungMin will be happy. I know I’ll hide it in his closet. Great idea.
10:40 why he has so small closet? Oh no it’s going to fall out. Lock it. I need to lock it. Great. I did it.
10:45 what was that sound? Something--- oh no, all clothes fell out.
10:50 Bed. It’s a perfect place. Yes I did it. I hide it there.
11:00 I’m doing fine again. I’m doing well. I’ve got the Hoover on, I’m cruising along nicely. What was that? What just went up the Hoover? Why it’s making that grinding noise?
Have I broken it?
11:05 How much does a Hoover cost?
11:30 I’m cleaning bathroom. Nothing big, I can do that. I think. Ups I slop water out of bucket. I just need to find a cloth to clean with.
11:35 Oh no shower curtains! Do others will like them shred? I can say it’s the newest fashion.
11:45 Why this thing isn’t coming off? What kind of cleaning tool is this? Superglue? Ups.
11:55 Heebum don’t---I think I traumatized him for life the moment he landed in a sink full of water.
12:05 really nice, really nice. I managed, only with a scraped hand and shirt, to dry Heebum as clean as I can.
12:40 what’s wrong with the bleach bottle? Why is nothing coming out of it? I’m turning it around in confusion…. Ok, I’m going to squeeze it really, really hard---- that nearly got my eye.
12:42 FUCK. What has it done to my HAIR?
12:45 Red, it’s RED!
12:47 my clothes! Nooo!
The rest returned at evening to find me in a general mess, clothes shred, hairs red, and sitting on the floor besides a broken Hoover.
Kyuhyun and Heechul smirked as knew that is coming. They still don’t know the worst, yet.
“HYUNG, WHAT’S THAT?” It came from one of bedrooms. Oh no! Sungmin!