Fuck you, twice-ways!
First you break me down. Then you take the rest from my sleep. Next you throw me into another shit-storm of a workday. Then you top it all off by trying to coax me into staying again. This time with money? Do I look like a whore to you? I am not going to stay by your side just because you have another hundred in your pocket.
Sure, it pleases me to get a raise. Hell, anyone that sees how well I do my job wouldn't argue that it was deserved. I know my boss had to shove upper management pretty damn hard to get the money out of them too. Did it have to come today? After how I felt last night and this morning? Why did you have to sugar coat it with the climax of a terrible day? That's like replacing the candy coating on an M&M with a thin layer of arsenic. The shit is still poison and I am not going to take the bait.
Thanks for the resources, truly. Now I'll just put them in reserve and use them to leave you anyway. This is not going to break my resolve to get away from you, and fuck you again for trying it!
Sure, it pleases me to get a raise. Hell, anyone that sees how well I do my job wouldn't argue that it was deserved. I know my boss had to shove upper management pretty damn hard to get the money out of them too. Did it have to come today? After how I felt last night and this morning? Why did you have to sugar coat it with the climax of a terrible day? That's like replacing the candy coating on an M&M with a thin layer of arsenic. The shit is still poison and I am not going to take the bait.
Thanks for the resources, truly. Now I'll just put them in reserve and use them to leave you anyway. This is not going to break my resolve to get away from you, and fuck you again for trying it!