Today's Forecast: Fucking COLD
If I hear one more rant about how "OMG LIEK THE EAGLEZ R GOIN 3\2 TEH SOOPERBOWEL" I am going to harm someone.
I went to Arielle's last night, as I do every Sunday. And let me tell you, she's just as enthused about the game as I am. A whole crowd of jackasses were running up and down the streets screaming about the eagles and the superbowl. WHEN IT FELT LIKE 0° OUT. In the car on the way to and from Arielle's house I was shouting "GO PITTSBURG" out the window. One of the idiots called me a slut and told me to go fuck myself. How rude.
And I've decided that
I will only go to the prom if the following becomes a reality:
1.) I can bring a black guy as my date. He will be darker than night.
2.) I will not go get a tan like most girls do. In fact, I will avoid the sun as much as possible altogether, and make my skin as pale as humanly possible.
3.) My prom dress will be blacker than my date.
4.) My date's tux will be whiter than the driven snow.
Speaking of snow, we got so much of it that school was cancelled today. WHOO.
Good morning.