oh the irony....

Nov 17, 2006 22:18

rather than busy myself with last minute cramming...i sit around and do this on lj. excellent.


Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Wednesday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, the_great_elk (-5000 points). Last Monday I helped mongbeane across the street (6 points). In March I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). In April I gave xoh_maggie a kidney (1000 points). In July crystalxapple and I robbed a bank (-50 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-4043 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
susurin_tree

i feel perhaps that my mental aculties could be put to better use than this, but i have yet to find the proper will-power to do anything remotely productive today. this could, indeed, be a terrible sign of a deficiency of some sort. i also think my dad is an ass. but that's nothing out of the ordinary. :D

i forgot to mention though, that mr. sylvia is incredibly amusing, and that one day, i will be able to converse intellectually with a straight fac and without bursting into teeheehees. it's awfully immature D: xDD hahAHAHahhaa

odd that pervy-ness doesn't earn me any naughty points~!

cool people, christmas, woe, weird, english, bored, annoying butts, fnl, killing rage, hohum

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