May 13, 2008 20:30
Dear Mr Pritchard
After exhausting all other attempts to open up the back of a 'Polaroid Fun Shooter' disposable camera at work, I found myself smashing the thing open with a hammer and muttering under my breath, over and over "Fun for whom?"
It was at this point I realised finding gainful employment elsewhere had, without my noticing, evolved from a future goal of mine, to an absolute necessity in order to preserve my mental health. For this reason I am handing in my resignation.
I appreciate the opportunities the company has provided me and sincerely hope you are not bankrupt within the next twelve months like everyone says you will be.
Yours sincerely
Jess