Damn kids and their adorable anecdotes on life...

[suspect_zero]

so according to a little 4yr old girl, whom i just spoke with, babies happen when you do the following;

1) Kiss a flower.
2) Kiss a log.
3) Kiss a bucket full of sand.
4) Kiss a shark.
and
5) Kiss a chin.

she was too damn adroable for me to let her live so i sicked the dog on her.

Comments

[bizarrocolby]

Okay, I'm completely following her up until #5...

[suspect_zero]

ya see, i think she was just playing some weird version of I SPY...but where the hell did the shark come from?

[caitlinface]

i prefer the bucket full of sand.
who is this girl?
i demand she become my best friend. sorry, nicole.

[suspect_zero]

well, she's 4 and persists that her mother keep kissing things. She wants a little sister badly.

[bizarrocolby]

Here's to hoping she has a lovely half-human/half-shark hybrid sister in the near future.

[andrhea]

I would prefer a half-human/half-bucket of sand. Personally.

[the_frog_king]

# 2 is true up north.