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So you wanna be a punk? After all, youll get the "sk8r bois" attention!
(i get the most random emails...)
HERE ARE SOME TIPS
1: ON THE INTERNET ALWAYS TYPE IN CAPITAL LETTERS!!!!!!!! IT MAKES YOU SOUND ANGRY AND PUNKS ARE ALWAYS ANGRY
2: U MUST LISTEN TO SIMPLE PLAN GREENDAY AVRIL AND GOOD CHARLOTTE. CALL EVERY1 WHO DOESNT A POSER. SAY THE WORD POSER A LOT TOO (considering the fact thats all pop-rock & not anything close to punk)
3: YOU CANT BE SMART. AFTER ALL REAL PUNKS DONT GET ALL A'S! ALSO YOU SHOULD SWEAR A LOT! SO SUCK THAT SHIT BITCHES (well i guess i cant be punk then-shit!)
4: WEAR ETNIES EVEN IF YOU DONT SKATEBOARD! AFTER ALL THE REAL SKATERS WHO WEAR THEM ARE POSERS!!!!!!!!!! (a haha! screw etnies-only the kewl kids wear chucks!)
5: CARRY A SKATEBOARD AROUND BUT DONT SKATE CUZ IF YOU SKATE FOR REAL UR A POSER (i cant skate to save my life & carrying a skateboard is un-needed extra weight)
6: WEAR TEES THAT SAY PREPS SUCK OR POSERS SUCK CUZ IF U DONT THEN UR A POSER (im such a poser-tear)
7: WEAR STUFF WITH THE ANARCHY SYMBOL EVEN IF YOUR NOT AN ANARCHIST OR ELSE YOUR A POSER (anarchy symbol??? maybe it would help if i could remember what it was!)
8:ONLY WEAR BAND TEES IF U DONT KNOW WHO THE BAND IS - IT MAKES YOU LOOK COOL AND IF U ACTUALLY LIKE THE ROLLING STONES THEN YOUR A POSER(hmm...maybe i should check hot topics huge database of band tees-bound to find some band i knew nothing about)
9: FOLLOW TRENDS CUZ REAL PUNKS AND NOT POSERS CARE ABOUT WHAT OTHERS THINK
10 SAY FUCK THE ESTABLISHHMENT OR FUCK ATHOURITY EVEN IF U DONT KNOW WHAT IT MEANS!!!!!!!!!!!! (i say fuck authority too! & then my mummi backhands me in the mouth for cussing ^_^)