ohh man

[susieminnesota]

So this might be one of the oddest weekends I have ever had.....maybe....one of my nostrils is stuffed...but I can still sing Thank GOd. It would be terrible if I couldn't. I think im wicked PMS'in too (not that anyone needed to know that) because I touched peanut butter and almost cried!!! Is that weird??? Ok so I think we should start a LJ

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[xdosequisx]

The sun was shining and the herpes was in the air.

[kristen78]

except something was wrong -someone had stolen all the popped collars

[jackierckz]

All of the yah doods were drunken and confused.

[jackierckz]

*drunk (wow i'm special.)

[ktje1322]

And then someone called them yah doods and they all got even more confused because they had never heard that term before.

[susieminnesota]

All of the sudden Ms. Kelly came on the intercom and said Can I have ur attention for an important announcement.

[xdosequisx]

Which was a lie, seeing as she never actually says anything important, other than telling girls they look like whores.

[partybuggy]

She said that the herpes had turned air borne...

[susieminnesota]

Ohh man cried Shamu....I dont even know what air borne means....but its probably bad.