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I had a great birthday. Even though it was the big 30. My colleagues welcomed me into adulthood and the children "sang" Happy Birthday off key and way too many times.
Thank you soooo much lumcheng for the cute little snail on my profile page. I really loved it.
Now I'm really bored so I snagged this from ashmedai .
Rules: Go to www.urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following ten questions. Post the first definition it gives you.
01. What is your name?
Susanne - A name that is seldom correctly spelled, given that it is predominantly spelled with a "Z" (this is a bastardization).
Women with this name are are usually very bookish--many carry advanced degrees and teach at the college/university level.
Women with this name are blindingly attractive. As such, they are also extremely competent lovers, and are incredible between the sheets. Their tongue control and power are unrivaled.
In addition to brains and looks, Susanne has a heart of gold. She is a woman of amazing moral constitution.
"Says here this gal's name is Susanne. That must mean she's got a lethal combination of brains and beauty!"
Perfect description ;)
02. How old are you?
30 - A 30 pack 12 oz cans of beer.
Can you get a 30? I want to get wasted tonight. Don't even bother with the longnecks.
Getting wasted when you are 30 and single? Doesn't sound that wrong. Unfortunately I don't drink any alcohol.
03. What is one of your friends' names?
Anja - an urban goddess, an actress who is slightly egocentric but has a huge heart and deserves to be worshipped. she is hard to understand, but once you have gotten past her cool exterior your world will revolve around her. she is fully consumed by theatre, literature and the person she loves, whom she would probably kill herself for if the need arises. accept her view of the world, and you will gain the love of your life and never look back. anja is unique and fascinating.
"anja, i wrote a poem for you... do you like it?" - "i'd prefer not to talk about it right now." ???
Sounds about right.
04. What should you be doing?
Cleaning - The act of shoving everything in a closet and calling it decent.
05. What is your favourite color?
deep red - The Color Of Blood.
Often A Very Sensual And Sexy Color.
It Makes You Sexy!!
The Sheets On Her Bed Were Deep Red And Sexy
06. Where were you born?
Germany - Great cars, great beer, great guns (Heckler und Koch ring a bell?) Great ally of the United States. Defeated in two world wars, but due to a few mistakes. Was divided in half, with Berlin (which was in East Germany) also divided in half. Used to be Nazi Germany, before that the Weimar Republic, before that the German Empire, before that the Holy Roman Empire, before that the German Confederation... etc. Germany kicks ass with its badass guns.
07. What month were you born in?
April - A left-leaning, cultured, intelligent, down-to-earth chic that has tons of friends throughout the world. She's a lover of cinema and ethnic cuisines, has a witty sense of humor and is a great person to get advice from. She's the friend that is always there if you need her. She's also fantastic in the sack.
"That chic is so awesome. What an April."
"I got the best blowjob I've ever had. That girl was a real April."
08. What day were you born on?
Monday -The reason Sunday's suck. Monday...rarely are they worth noting.
09. Who was the last person you talked to?
Martina - Beautiful. Fun to be around. Great in bed. The best girl ever. Strong, can fight. A great friend. and someone you want to get to know. Look at that girl right there, she's a martina! I want to get to know her.
10. What is one of your nicknames?
Little one - Nickname. Affectionate term for one of your favorite people who happens to be petite or diminutive. Very lovable and adorable person. People love to hug this person because she fits well into their arms because of her small size.Come give me a hug, Little One.
I adore my Little One because she fits just right!
If I just had a Cent for every joke I ever heard about my size I would be a very rich girl.
Thank you soooo much lumcheng for the cute little snail on my profile page. I really loved it.
Now I'm really bored so I snagged this from ashmedai .
Rules: Go to www.urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following ten questions. Post the first definition it gives you.
01. What is your name?
Susanne - A name that is seldom correctly spelled, given that it is predominantly spelled with a "Z" (this is a bastardization).
Women with this name are are usually very bookish--many carry advanced degrees and teach at the college/university level.
Women with this name are blindingly attractive. As such, they are also extremely competent lovers, and are incredible between the sheets. Their tongue control and power are unrivaled.
In addition to brains and looks, Susanne has a heart of gold. She is a woman of amazing moral constitution.
"Says here this gal's name is Susanne. That must mean she's got a lethal combination of brains and beauty!"
Perfect description ;)
02. How old are you?
30 - A 30 pack 12 oz cans of beer.
Can you get a 30? I want to get wasted tonight. Don't even bother with the longnecks.
Getting wasted when you are 30 and single? Doesn't sound that wrong. Unfortunately I don't drink any alcohol.
03. What is one of your friends' names?
Anja - an urban goddess, an actress who is slightly egocentric but has a huge heart and deserves to be worshipped. she is hard to understand, but once you have gotten past her cool exterior your world will revolve around her. she is fully consumed by theatre, literature and the person she loves, whom she would probably kill herself for if the need arises. accept her view of the world, and you will gain the love of your life and never look back. anja is unique and fascinating.
"anja, i wrote a poem for you... do you like it?" - "i'd prefer not to talk about it right now." ???
Sounds about right.
04. What should you be doing?
Cleaning - The act of shoving everything in a closet and calling it decent.
05. What is your favourite color?
deep red - The Color Of Blood.
Often A Very Sensual And Sexy Color.
It Makes You Sexy!!
The Sheets On Her Bed Were Deep Red And Sexy
06. Where were you born?
Germany - Great cars, great beer, great guns (Heckler und Koch ring a bell?) Great ally of the United States. Defeated in two world wars, but due to a few mistakes. Was divided in half, with Berlin (which was in East Germany) also divided in half. Used to be Nazi Germany, before that the Weimar Republic, before that the German Empire, before that the Holy Roman Empire, before that the German Confederation... etc. Germany kicks ass with its badass guns.
07. What month were you born in?
April - A left-leaning, cultured, intelligent, down-to-earth chic that has tons of friends throughout the world. She's a lover of cinema and ethnic cuisines, has a witty sense of humor and is a great person to get advice from. She's the friend that is always there if you need her. She's also fantastic in the sack.
"That chic is so awesome. What an April."
"I got the best blowjob I've ever had. That girl was a real April."
08. What day were you born on?
Monday -The reason Sunday's suck. Monday...rarely are they worth noting.
09. Who was the last person you talked to?
Martina - Beautiful. Fun to be around. Great in bed. The best girl ever. Strong, can fight. A great friend. and someone you want to get to know. Look at that girl right there, she's a martina! I want to get to know her.
10. What is one of your nicknames?
Little one - Nickname. Affectionate term for one of your favorite people who happens to be petite or diminutive. Very lovable and adorable person. People love to hug this person because she fits well into their arms because of her small size.Come give me a hug, Little One.
I adore my Little One because she fits just right!
If I just had a Cent for every joke I ever heard about my size I would be a very rich girl.