Why do I fail?

[sushisael]

I went all over town to find a tailor, ended up with some unpleasant woman who sells ballgowns. Went home again to check the yellow pages and found a seamstress within 1 minute walking distance from my apartment and a tailor (who'd even been featured in the local newspaper) within 5 minutes walking.
Lesson learned: RESEARCH FIRST

I was gonna alter my logo print JSK, ended up breaking the zipper. Wtf.
I'm taking my hands off that thing before I do something terrible by accident.