I HAS MADE MOMO MUCH TIME WAITING FOR SUCH FIC! GREAT STRANGENESS IS THAT I, TAKASHI HAD BEEN WORRYING TO HOW ALL THINK OF MY GREAT POWERFUL WRITING! COME ON BABY! FOR I CAN BE ONLY SO POWERFUL GREAT-O! I WILL BE HAVING NO MORE SCARY TO POST!
TITLE!: NEAR FOR AWESOME POWER OF WINNER MOMO!
AUTHOR!: GREAT ME!
It was a nice, warm summer day and Momoshiro was bored.
Luckily for him, he remembered that there was a fair in town, and, having nothing better to do (A/N: Of course, it's just for the plot - I'm sure you have a lot of work and hobbies), he decided to go.
He noticed that most of the people in the admissions line were couples, but surely he would find some of his friends inside the fairgrounds. Once he'd paid and had his ticket he wandered through the gates, setting his eyes on the tallest ride, The Destructonator.
The line for the ride was fairly long, and Momoshiro didn't really want to wait. He scanned through the people standing there, looking to see if he could find someone and maybe save himself an hour or two (A/N: Not that you would ever skip line, Momo-san! It's just for the fic.).
As he neared the front of the line, though, it didn't look like he would be in luck. Clearly, no one else was as brave or awesome as he was (A/N: You're not really conceited or anything, it's just for the story!), and were all too scared to go on The Destructonator.
Momoshiro was about to turn around when he saw him, about two people from the front of the line.
Stupid Mamushi. MOMO HAS BEING MUCH GREAT NEED FOR ANGRY AT WIMPY BOY FOR FRONT OF LINE! MOMO TO TAKE PLACE!
WITH BUUUUURNING STRONG POWER OF GREAT TENNIS, MOMO HAS THROWN BALL HIGH INTO SKY! "TAKE LEAVING OF TEAM SEIGAKU!" HE HAS SAID! GREAT STRONG SWING OF RACKET SEND BALL DUNK SMASH AT TO KAIDOH FACE!
"AHHHH SUCH STRONG!" KAIDOH YELLING! "FOR BEING WITH RACKED I WANT MUCH!" BALL NOW HAS IMPACT TO KAIDOH! HE IS FLEW FAR FROM LINE!
SHOUTING KAIDOH! "SUCH POWERFUL HIT! I HAVE NO STRENGTH FOR PLAYING TO SUCH LEVEL!"
KAIDOH WILL HAVE SCARY AND IS LEAVING SEIGAKU TO FAR SCHOOL! MOMO HAD DANCING OF JOY!
"VICTORY!" SHOUT MOMO!
END NOW!