Script Frenzy Word Count: 18712 words
I am no longer behind. OH YES. I can definitely finish this. I'll definitely need to tweak stuff during the edit (and yes, I am definitely editing this because it sucks less than my other writing...who would have thought?)
This Metaquote does indeed make a great boyfriend application. I'd see about this, except... I'm happy with my current status (but I wouldn't object to change). Que sera, sera.