In an effort to a) be a little less goddamn gloomy and b) scale back any presumptions of intellectual content in this here journalthingy, I present you with an image to caption, LOLcat style. Many thanks to Asha for the photo-op, and also the cuteness.
My own:
O HAI,
U FORGETN SEMICOLEN?
...which, granted, only works if you know that it's my Java textbook.
Also, Cuban-style pork shoulder FTMFW. Mojo sauce is magic. How could I not have known about this?