/haiku pun contest

[sushi_steve]

[haiku] whitebear:
HAIKU FOR A PRIZE!
blow my mind with a pun,plz
number won will one

[haiku] stonercat:
tiny metroid lump
small, black, surroundwed by white
snowstorm'd polar bear

[haiku] Kuttelhut:
Blow your pun with pun?
I'm not really capable
Have some punch instead?

[haiku] Crocodile Punter:
My gravy fairy
He's the life of the party
He's a real fungi.

[haiku] stonercat:
crap, punter trumped me.
not even a minute in..
just like, "you're fired!"

[haiku] whitebear:
HAIKU FOR A PRIZE
write puns in space provided
the worse the better

[haiku] Nerimo:
I've a foot fetish
A feat to overcome it
Foot forward, two back.

[haiku] Minty Giant:
Once there was a pun
It could kill babies in womb
Completely fetal

[haiku] Crocodile Punter:
Peeping through glass on
Thisguy's clan would you say you're
winndowing the rye?

[haiku] Crocodile Punter:
Whatchoo mean, a bomb?
Bring a bomb to a baby?!
NO! Tis an ointment!

[haiku] whitebear:
jack of spades and the
ace of clubs walk into bar
i thought ace would duck

[haiku] Crocodile Punter:
Undead waving bun...
Magic spray brings new life to
dead hare and adds wave >.>

[haiku] Crocodile Punter:
Rabbit battalion
Drilling and marching backwards
...receding hare line?

[haiku] Minty Giant:
Someone attacked me
A long, projectile impaled
Now I'm a spearedmint

[haiku] Crocodile Punter:
Dip my old, gnarled toes
Soak them in a nice milk bath...
I love corn chowder!

[haiku] Minty Giant:
Heard you the bad news?
Someone's scaring the children!
Yep, I'm afraid so

[haiku] Crocodile Punter:
Palm-frond tent rocks, sways
filled touchy-feely squid
It's a CuddleHut >.>

[haiku] Rami Noodle:
Dwarf psychic escapes
"Small medium at large" is
the headline that day.

[haiku] Crocodile Punter:
Palm-frond tent rocks, sways
filled WITH touchy-feely squid
It's a CuddleHut >.>

[haiku] Minty Giant:
First I stubbed my foot
Then I called up a wrecker
Needed my toe towed

[haiku] Crocodile Punter:
Fisherman hooks thumbs.
Must use feet to untangle...
best to toe the line

[haiku] Rami Noodle:
The first time I heard
jokes this old, I laughed so hard
fell off my T. Rex

[haiku] Kalani:
Did I hear T. Rex?
That is intriguing, for I
am watching J-Park

[haiku] whitebear:
HIGH FIVE MINUTES LEFT
just type the stupidest thing you can
come on, dont be shy

[haiku] Rami Noodle:
The stupidest thing?
OK, then...I will type out
my very own brain.

[haiku] Rami Noodle:
Bono, marry Yoko,
and Sonny. Become Bono
Bono Ono! Ha.

[haiku] Rami Noodle:
Man spills his breakfast
made of corn onto his leg
just for grits and shins.