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who likes haiku chat competitions?
[00:39] Crocodile Punter:
IT'S THE DATING GAME
Here now is our bachelorette...
The lovely MIKEL!
[00:40] NevilDenJacobi:
Aw, hell and damnit
I already lost this game
Geek ladies hate me. :-p
[00:40] Mikel
takes a bow
then remembers she's female
and curtsies instead
[00:40] Crocodile Punter:
We've four bachelors
NevilDen and Battleduck
Whitebear and Laty
[00:41] whitebear:
crocodile punter
nevil is gonna forfeit?
need a pinch hitter?
[00:41] Crocodile Punter:
You'll have five questions
Two minutes to answer each
Are we all ready?
[00:42] Crocodile Punter:
QUESTION NUMBER ONE
Which quest would you take her on?
How could she help you?
[00:43] NevilDenJacobi:
Ready when you are
Mine cap-i-tan! Or uhm.. Host.
Let's start this summbitch.
[00:44] CaptainSpam:
This here cap-i-tan
Has nothing to do with this
He's doing some stuff
[00:44] NevilDenJacobi:
I would take gal-o
On the final NS quest
Three's better than two.
[00:45] whitebear:
pretentious artist
mikel's mad skills would help much
look at her icons!
[00:45] Battleduck:
mystery island
piling up hippies and frats
we could get closer
[00:46] Crocodile Punter:
QUESTION NUMBER TWO
How would you impress her at
an orc frat party?
[00:47] whitebear:
have to hit the keg
to drown my anxiety
then its party time!
[00:47] Battleduck:
with my steel liver
after 9 around the worlds
we woud sneak upstairs
[00:47] NevilDenJacobi:
What better way to?
Beat up all of the frat boys
An' we share the beer!
[00:48] Crocodile Punter:
QUESTION NUMBER THREE
Let her tour your clan, what do
you think she'd like most?
[00:50] Battleduck:
of course the skill crane
i win a stuffed mindflayer
to prove my feelings
[00:51] NevilDenJacobi:
Damn, a tough one eh?
Tour the clan, See all our stuff.
I offer myself. :-p
[00:52] whitebear:
calendar is good;
self-help books, boost adventures
+77!
[00:52] Crocodile Punter:
QUESTION NUMBER FOUR
Show the lady a good time
at the Pirate's Cove
[00:53] whitebear:
hop in the carrrrr babe
eat some dinner at arrrrby's
rated-arrr movie
[00:54] NevilDenJacobi:
Well, there's rum en masse
We could watch the pretty birds
I'll strum the guitarrrr.
[00:54] Battleduck:
we go there at dusk
im playing with my giutarrr
cheesy sonata
[00:55] Crocodile Punter:
THE FINAL QUESTION
Which Kingdom monster are you
in between the sheets?
[00:56] NevilDenJacobi:
I'm a knot yeti
Just when you think the fun's done
Hehe... NOT YET-I!
[00:56] whitebear:
hopefully mikel
you wont cringe, but instead love:
gnollish crossdresser
[00:57] Battleduck:
ed the undying
even if you think im done
im resurecting
[00:57] Crocodile Punter:
THE CONTEST IS DONE
How about a hand for our
awesome bachelors!!!
[00:58] Crocodile Punter:
Now Mikel must choose.
Only she can decide who'll
be her new Dream Date!
[00:58] Crocodile Punter:
All our contestants
will receive some fab prizes
Thanks to our sponsors!
[00:59] Crocodile Punter:
The winner receives
an awesome Dream Date with our
lovely bachelorette!
[01:00] Mikel:
this is a tough one!
All answered the questions well
And in proper form!
[01:01] NevilDenJacobi:
Let us know darlin'
Don't keep us in antici.....
......Pation, any more.
[01:01] Mikel:
Sorry Battleduck
I've no need for mindflayers
from the skill crane game
[01:02] Mikel:
i've got my minions!
3VIL stuffed mechamechas
crush other stuffies!
[01:03] Mikel:
Whitebear won some points
Talking about my art skills
Know your audience!
[01:04] Mikel:
Though I've to admit
NevilDen made me giggle
with his "Not YET-I"
[01:04] Mikel:
He would strum guitarrrrrrs
And watch the pretty birds, too
Way to treat a girl!
[01:05] Mikel:
Therefore my winner:
Nevil, you have won my heart!
Please do not drop it.
[01:06] Crocodile Punter:
NEVIL FOR THE WIN!
Have fun on your fab dream date!
Send pics and details!
[01:07] NevilDenJacobi:
It wouldnae do here
Carelessness with such riches
Hearts go in pockets.
[01:08] Crocodile Punter:
Thank you everyone
All our bachelors were great!
Many thanks, Mikel!
[01:09] whitebear:
good game haikuers!
hearts or pockets regardless
whitebear to the keg :S
[01:10] NevilDenJacobi:
Also, I will say...
I've captured your heart, with guile
Make me a sammich. <3
[01:10] Crocodile Punter:
Thanks again, Whitebear
Nevil, Battleduck, Mikel
You rock haiku chat!
[00:39] Crocodile Punter:
IT'S THE DATING GAME
Here now is our bachelorette...
The lovely MIKEL!
[00:40] NevilDenJacobi:
Aw, hell and damnit
I already lost this game
Geek ladies hate me. :-p
[00:40] Mikel
takes a bow
then remembers she's female
and curtsies instead
[00:40] Crocodile Punter:
We've four bachelors
NevilDen and Battleduck
Whitebear and Laty
[00:41] whitebear:
crocodile punter
nevil is gonna forfeit?
need a pinch hitter?
[00:41] Crocodile Punter:
You'll have five questions
Two minutes to answer each
Are we all ready?
[00:42] Crocodile Punter:
QUESTION NUMBER ONE
Which quest would you take her on?
How could she help you?
[00:43] NevilDenJacobi:
Ready when you are
Mine cap-i-tan! Or uhm.. Host.
Let's start this summbitch.
[00:44] CaptainSpam:
This here cap-i-tan
Has nothing to do with this
He's doing some stuff
[00:44] NevilDenJacobi:
I would take gal-o
On the final NS quest
Three's better than two.
[00:45] whitebear:
pretentious artist
mikel's mad skills would help much
look at her icons!
[00:45] Battleduck:
mystery island
piling up hippies and frats
we could get closer
[00:46] Crocodile Punter:
QUESTION NUMBER TWO
How would you impress her at
an orc frat party?
[00:47] whitebear:
have to hit the keg
to drown my anxiety
then its party time!
[00:47] Battleduck:
with my steel liver
after 9 around the worlds
we woud sneak upstairs
[00:47] NevilDenJacobi:
What better way to?
Beat up all of the frat boys
An' we share the beer!
[00:48] Crocodile Punter:
QUESTION NUMBER THREE
Let her tour your clan, what do
you think she'd like most?
[00:50] Battleduck:
of course the skill crane
i win a stuffed mindflayer
to prove my feelings
[00:51] NevilDenJacobi:
Damn, a tough one eh?
Tour the clan, See all our stuff.
I offer myself. :-p
[00:52] whitebear:
calendar is good;
self-help books, boost adventures
+77!
[00:52] Crocodile Punter:
QUESTION NUMBER FOUR
Show the lady a good time
at the Pirate's Cove
[00:53] whitebear:
hop in the carrrrr babe
eat some dinner at arrrrby's
rated-arrr movie
[00:54] NevilDenJacobi:
Well, there's rum en masse
We could watch the pretty birds
I'll strum the guitarrrr.
[00:54] Battleduck:
we go there at dusk
im playing with my giutarrr
cheesy sonata
[00:55] Crocodile Punter:
THE FINAL QUESTION
Which Kingdom monster are you
in between the sheets?
[00:56] NevilDenJacobi:
I'm a knot yeti
Just when you think the fun's done
Hehe... NOT YET-I!
[00:56] whitebear:
hopefully mikel
you wont cringe, but instead love:
gnollish crossdresser
[00:57] Battleduck:
ed the undying
even if you think im done
im resurecting
[00:57] Crocodile Punter:
THE CONTEST IS DONE
How about a hand for our
awesome bachelors!!!
[00:58] Crocodile Punter:
Now Mikel must choose.
Only she can decide who'll
be her new Dream Date!
[00:58] Crocodile Punter:
All our contestants
will receive some fab prizes
Thanks to our sponsors!
[00:59] Crocodile Punter:
The winner receives
an awesome Dream Date with our
lovely bachelorette!
[01:00] Mikel:
this is a tough one!
All answered the questions well
And in proper form!
[01:01] NevilDenJacobi:
Let us know darlin'
Don't keep us in antici.....
......Pation, any more.
[01:01] Mikel:
Sorry Battleduck
I've no need for mindflayers
from the skill crane game
[01:02] Mikel:
i've got my minions!
3VIL stuffed mechamechas
crush other stuffies!
[01:03] Mikel:
Whitebear won some points
Talking about my art skills
Know your audience!
[01:04] Mikel:
Though I've to admit
NevilDen made me giggle
with his "Not YET-I"
[01:04] Mikel:
He would strum guitarrrrrrs
And watch the pretty birds, too
Way to treat a girl!
[01:05] Mikel:
Therefore my winner:
Nevil, you have won my heart!
Please do not drop it.
[01:06] Crocodile Punter:
NEVIL FOR THE WIN!
Have fun on your fab dream date!
Send pics and details!
[01:07] NevilDenJacobi:
It wouldnae do here
Carelessness with such riches
Hearts go in pockets.
[01:08] Crocodile Punter:
Thank you everyone
All our bachelors were great!
Many thanks, Mikel!
[01:09] whitebear:
good game haikuers!
hearts or pockets regardless
whitebear to the keg :S
[01:10] NevilDenJacobi:
Also, I will say...
I've captured your heart, with guile
Make me a sammich. <3
[01:10] Crocodile Punter:
Thanks again, Whitebear
Nevil, Battleduck, Mikel
You rock haiku chat!