HeiSei Land - Chapter 1 [Takadaii vs. Inoodaii]
Title: Heisei Land
Genre: totally and complete crack XDD
Rating: G
Pairings: Takadaii vs. Inoodaii [it hasn't shown up yet though...be patient DDX]
Summary: When two princes are told to get married, they're off to find their princess. But when the same two princes fall for the same princess, what kind of epic battle will ensue??!?! [whoa, dramatic much? XDD]
Notes: Ummmm...*hides* here i am attempting two new things: to try and write a muti chaptered fic, and to try the genre crack XDDDD SO IF IT TURNS OUT BAD DON'T HATE ME DDDDX
Chapter 1~
Once upon a time in a far off place called HeiSei Land, there were 3 kingdoms. Flailtopia, Pockytopia, and Rabutopia. Flailtopia was ruled by the ever vain Prince Takaki. He was known for his devillish good lucks but more importantly, how he loved to flail about when it came to his own physical appearance. Rabutopia was ruled by the famous lovey-dovey Prince Inoo. But the most important part to this story would have to be the fact that the two princesses that reside in Pockytopia would be the beautiful Princess Daiko and Princess Yamako. Now, everybody knows the whole prince has to get married to princess to become a king story, so that’s another key part to this story.
Somewhere in Flailtopia~
“But Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad~! I don’t WANT to go find a wife or whatever. All women do is talk about their loo-OH. MY.GAWD. IS THAT A FLY AWAY?!” Prince Takaki screamed. He quickly ran to one of the billion mirrors in his room and cried. “MY HAIR!!! MY GAWD, WHY IS FLAILTOPIA’S WEATHER CHANGING?! IT’S GIVING ME TOTAL FRIZZ.”
“Takaki…” Prince Takaki’s father, King Ryutaro warned.
“AHHHHHHHH, IT’S GETTING WORSE!! SOMEONE GO GET MY HAIRSPRAY!” the distressed Prince squealed.
“TAKAKI,” King Ryutaro roared. “I’ve had it! Go find a wife. Now. Go. On your horse, and try to find ANY women that would put up with you. GO.” Prince Takaki looked at his dad through the mirrored walls he had and flinched. Daddy’s face doesn’t look all that happy, Prince Takaki thought.
“I’m sorry Dad! But it’s just like you and your hamster! You like to flail over your hamster, and I like to flail over my looks. And mom likes to flail over how great her English is.”
“DO NOT, bring my Keito into this. JUST GO.” Takaki groaned and went out to the stables. He grabbed his horse and rode off~
In the midst of Rabutopia~
“Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaddy, I want to get married!!!” Prince Inoo whined.
“Inoo, my son, how many times have I TOLD you, you’re just too YOUNG,” Prince Inoo’s father said. “Don’t be a loser like me and get married. It’ll kill your youth if it isn’t dead already,” the infamous King Hikaru said. Then, quite suddenly, Inoo’s mother and King Hikaru’s wife came out of nowhere and smacked King Hikaru upside the head with a frying pan. King Hikaru moaned and fell over unconsious. Prince Inoo looked up at the beautiful face of his mom, Queen Yabu.
“Sweetie, if you want to get married, then by all means, get married. It’s so sweet for a man at your age to want to find someone they love,” Queen Yabu said in a happy voice. Prince Inoo grinned at his mom and got a dreamy look on his face.
“I want a girl who will take care of me, and love me. It’s okay if she doesn’t know how to cook, because all we need is love to live off of,” Prince Inoo said in a dazed voice. His face was contorted into an idiotic grin and he continued, “If she would be willing to live with me forever I would most definitely give her my heart and whatever else she needs to live happily.”
“That’s my boy,” Queen Yabu said proudly. She then gave a glare at the man lying on the ground with his tongue sticking out of his mouth. “Why don’t you go to Pockytopia to look for a possible wife? I hear many of the women there are quite beautiful.”
“I’d love to!”, Prince Inoo said excitedly, and quickly ran off to sadle up his horse and prepare his journey to Pockytopia.
Later in Pockytopia~
“OH EM EFF GEE. IT’S PRINCE TAKAKI FROM FLAILTOPIA!!”, all the girls residing in Pockytopia screamed. They swarmed around Takaki’s horse and started giggling.
“Prince Takaki!! You look so great today!!”
“Wow, your hair is amazing!”
“WE LOVE YOUUUUU~!” Prince Takaki gave a big smile and flipped his bouncy hair.
“I know,” Takaki replied, giving a wink to his watching audience. All the girls around him shrieked and swooned in delight. “Now if you excuse me, I’m going to go visit the two princess now.” All of the girls surrounding him instantly pouted and they started to emit a jealous aura around them. All of them knew that the two princesses of Pockytopia were both sweet and kind, but also beautiful beyond belief. In short, as soon as a prince falls for them, they sure aren’t getting back up again.
In Pockytopia’s Palace~
Two princesses sat outside on their balconies. Everyone knew them for having pink, perfect lips and cute, chubby cheeks. They were sitting there having afternoon tea when their butler interrupted them.
"Daiko!! Yamako!! There's somebody to see you!!"
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Genre: totally and complete crack XDD
Rating: G
Pairings: Takadaii vs. Inoodaii [it hasn't shown up yet though...be patient DDX]
Summary: When two princes are told to get married, they're off to find their princess. But when the same two princes fall for the same princess, what kind of epic battle will ensue??!?! [whoa, dramatic much? XDD]
Notes: Ummmm...*hides* here i am attempting two new things: to try and write a muti chaptered fic, and to try the genre crack XDDDD SO IF IT TURNS OUT BAD DON'T HATE ME DDDDX
Chapter 1~
Once upon a time in a far off place called HeiSei Land, there were 3 kingdoms. Flailtopia, Pockytopia, and Rabutopia. Flailtopia was ruled by the ever vain Prince Takaki. He was known for his devillish good lucks but more importantly, how he loved to flail about when it came to his own physical appearance. Rabutopia was ruled by the famous lovey-dovey Prince Inoo. But the most important part to this story would have to be the fact that the two princesses that reside in Pockytopia would be the beautiful Princess Daiko and Princess Yamako. Now, everybody knows the whole prince has to get married to princess to become a king story, so that’s another key part to this story.
Somewhere in Flailtopia~
“But Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad~! I don’t WANT to go find a wife or whatever. All women do is talk about their loo-OH. MY.GAWD. IS THAT A FLY AWAY?!” Prince Takaki screamed. He quickly ran to one of the billion mirrors in his room and cried. “MY HAIR!!! MY GAWD, WHY IS FLAILTOPIA’S WEATHER CHANGING?! IT’S GIVING ME TOTAL FRIZZ.”
“Takaki…” Prince Takaki’s father, King Ryutaro warned.
“AHHHHHHHH, IT’S GETTING WORSE!! SOMEONE GO GET MY HAIRSPRAY!” the distressed Prince squealed.
“TAKAKI,” King Ryutaro roared. “I’ve had it! Go find a wife. Now. Go. On your horse, and try to find ANY women that would put up with you. GO.” Prince Takaki looked at his dad through the mirrored walls he had and flinched. Daddy’s face doesn’t look all that happy, Prince Takaki thought.
“I’m sorry Dad! But it’s just like you and your hamster! You like to flail over your hamster, and I like to flail over my looks. And mom likes to flail over how great her English is.”
“DO NOT, bring my Keito into this. JUST GO.” Takaki groaned and went out to the stables. He grabbed his horse and rode off~
In the midst of Rabutopia~
“Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaddy, I want to get married!!!” Prince Inoo whined.
“Inoo, my son, how many times have I TOLD you, you’re just too YOUNG,” Prince Inoo’s father said. “Don’t be a loser like me and get married. It’ll kill your youth if it isn’t dead already,” the infamous King Hikaru said. Then, quite suddenly, Inoo’s mother and King Hikaru’s wife came out of nowhere and smacked King Hikaru upside the head with a frying pan. King Hikaru moaned and fell over unconsious. Prince Inoo looked up at the beautiful face of his mom, Queen Yabu.
“Sweetie, if you want to get married, then by all means, get married. It’s so sweet for a man at your age to want to find someone they love,” Queen Yabu said in a happy voice. Prince Inoo grinned at his mom and got a dreamy look on his face.
“I want a girl who will take care of me, and love me. It’s okay if she doesn’t know how to cook, because all we need is love to live off of,” Prince Inoo said in a dazed voice. His face was contorted into an idiotic grin and he continued, “If she would be willing to live with me forever I would most definitely give her my heart and whatever else she needs to live happily.”
“That’s my boy,” Queen Yabu said proudly. She then gave a glare at the man lying on the ground with his tongue sticking out of his mouth. “Why don’t you go to Pockytopia to look for a possible wife? I hear many of the women there are quite beautiful.”
“I’d love to!”, Prince Inoo said excitedly, and quickly ran off to sadle up his horse and prepare his journey to Pockytopia.
Later in Pockytopia~
“OH EM EFF GEE. IT’S PRINCE TAKAKI FROM FLAILTOPIA!!”, all the girls residing in Pockytopia screamed. They swarmed around Takaki’s horse and started giggling.
“Prince Takaki!! You look so great today!!”
“Wow, your hair is amazing!”
“WE LOVE YOUUUUU~!” Prince Takaki gave a big smile and flipped his bouncy hair.
“I know,” Takaki replied, giving a wink to his watching audience. All the girls around him shrieked and swooned in delight. “Now if you excuse me, I’m going to go visit the two princess now.” All of the girls surrounding him instantly pouted and they started to emit a jealous aura around them. All of them knew that the two princesses of Pockytopia were both sweet and kind, but also beautiful beyond belief. In short, as soon as a prince falls for them, they sure aren’t getting back up again.
In Pockytopia’s Palace~
Two princesses sat outside on their balconies. Everyone knew them for having pink, perfect lips and cute, chubby cheeks. They were sitting there having afternoon tea when their butler interrupted them.
"Daiko!! Yamako!! There's somebody to see you!!"
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