2004 latest and greatest
Susan: it looks like a hurricane out there
Jenn: it IS a hurricane!
Billy: You could say 320 Marian and I could end up in Paoli!
Heather: Good place to put it, you generally don't lose your boobs.
Brian: have fun today
Suse: aright, you troo
Suse: -r
Brian: always!
Suse: :-D
Suse: peace
Brian: I troo with the best of them ;-)
Suse: can i call you dot?
Darcy: sure, but only if i can call you dash
Blame it all on the meteor shower!
Paul: I don't look for chicks, i look for high balances
Rick: I'm glad i missed the... transversion?
Paul: Conversion
Becky: I just asked a gay guy if he likes to shop!!
Dan: I won you a pug!
Erin: You won Susan a pug. I want diamonds
Erin: Brian, get me a little sheep
Brian: No, because they grow up to be big sheep. plus, they're dirty
Voluntold
When he's Voltaire, is it just like Voltaire, like Madonna?
Elizabeth: Considering chocolate pudding shouldn't taste like metal... you know, like when you're a little kid and you put quarters in your mouth? Chocolate pudding's not supposed to taste like that!
Geof: Does he (Brian) get deported... no, that's the wrong word
Susan: Deployed
Geof to AndyH: Why do you have a flamethrower in your pocket?
AndyH: Let's open it (the Bible) randomly.
Geof: No, because then we could open up to something we know nothing about.
AndyH: We could pray, and then open it randomly
Chrissy: She was lucky I was sucking on a Jolly Rancher.
Susan: You called him 'Dorge!'
Chrissy: whoops. my bad. it was the Jolly Rancher. i nearly bit my head off.
Chrissy: I'm not even going to say where my mind went with "the elephant."
Susan: My mom got me daffodils from the American Cancer Society and they're in a frappachino bottle
hobbling is like walking with a crutch and beating people with it
Kelly: i was walking around, like, "i have a full outfit hanging from my hair"
I have Mooney again :-D
versa visa
Socrates was my boy
Fie on both your houses!
Corrupting the youth of Athens... which is exactly what I'm trying to do now.
Caitlin: we'd like the nachos... and we have a few requests.
Susan(Auto-response): out car shopping again
AndyH: get a tank!
AndyH: I'm sure Brian knows someone
Dad: you could get flowers and racing stripes painted onto it