Fic: The Chambermaid's Haircut

[1smut_princess]

 
Title: The Chambermaid's Haircut

Author: Rhion

Rating: NC-17

Summary: He had to wear his sword for a year all day long, every day, no matter the situation... The things Princes have to do...

Disclaimer: Me no own, you no sue.

Pairing: Really is Suspian.

Warning: Contains Drunk!Peter, Drunk!Edmund, Drunk!Caspian - and... Drunk!Susan?!

AN: You can thank

Comments

[xxlucyferxx]

Oh, hey Rhion! I didn't know you were on here...I'm The Salt Lake Queen. :P

Anyway...ack, this was AWESOME. Absolutely gorgeous, and very funny. I really liked Awkward!Caspian...he's a bit like my ex to be honest. XD Yeah, I loved reading this. It brightened my day. Thanks! :)

[1smut_princess]

Wootwoot - hey 'bout time y'got here. Glad it brightened your day, and c'mon haven't we all known an Awkward!Caspian of some sort at some point? They're just too good to be true...

[tinaababy]

Young Caspian as an awkward and gangly teenager is cute actually. If there was ever a reason for boys to grow up to be men; it's Ben Barnes. Now look how hot he is. ;)

Ok, you had me from reading the sentence summary. I have an older brother and he get's drunk like Peter. HAHA! This is just so good and has a hint of truth overall. Really fun read!

[1smut_princess]

Yes I'm actually thinking sequal - the hangovers.... And Caspian going "HUH? How'd you get in bed with me... not that I am complaining.... no not at all.. but ahh... your brother is going to kill me..."
And have it all be part of a plan. An evil plan. Because Sus' fed up with peter not approving of Caspian, and of Caspian being ever so polite and not just freakin' poppin' the question already... Evil plan indeed...

[kitoky]

LOLOLOLOLOL. Drunk!Everyone is so funny. XD Omg. I just... all the little interruptions of the story were completely hilarious.

"Are you ever going to have sex with her? I'm getting sober here." XD Edmund rocks. <33
Amazing story. xD Oh it was such a laugh. XD

[1smut_princess]

Woot hey Kitorin, good thing it made you laugh - I was worried ppl would be peeved at me for the OC, but she serves a purpose... A higher calling if you will - of making us all laugh...

[girls_are_weird]

oh my goodness. i cringed all through this-- but in a good way! i cringed because gosh, caspian is just too pathetic xDDD but it's cute in him. thankfully susan doesn't mind ;)

Swallowing thickly, "Good morning m'lady," unconsciously using the same voice he used when calming Destrier. --> jesus christ, my sides hurt from laughing so much... xD

"So are you gonna have sex with her anytime in the next century Caspian?" Edmund grumped, "I'm gettin' sober here." --> aaaahhh, edmund SO wins at life. haha!

"WHAT?!" Peter was staring at him mouth agape. "She was right there man!" --> LOL! pete is so much love ♥ though i certainly could've done without the mention of his *ahem* bodily functions, as well... boys are so gross... *rolls eyes*

very entertaining ^^ poor girl, though. thankfully caspian's royalty, because had he been anything else, it would be a very dangerous situation to chop off a girl's hair off while she's got your, um, noble parts at hand...

[1smut_princess]

Haha yeah well I was staying true to a few things I've witnessed in my day... And the statement by Edmund "Why's the latern on the walll?" has been said by a friend. Though it was "Why's the chandalier haning from the wall...?"
It took alotta convincing to prove to him that he was on the floor though...
And Salismina probably while quite irritated thought Caspian was too much of a goof/cutie to be too mad at him. C'mon could you stay mad at him?
I've read this story aloud a few times to my roomie - and lets just say that I never knew she could spout water from her nostrils...
Thanks GAW - hey.. you got a new nic... GAW...

[jeedai]

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! HILARIOUS. And also completely adorable and such.

[1smut_princess]

Heh thanks. Goofy Caspian... it's a good thing...