It's was 104 deegrees F yesterday
1. You are in the Witness Protection Program and must invent a new first, last, and middle name.
I. Jane Do Smith
2. You are in a threesome with two famous people, alive or dead.
hhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...............................
I don't have fantasies about people I don't know. I honestly can't think of anyone.
3. You are in charge of naming your new band. What's the name of the band?
Songstress Susan and the Wannabees
4. You are going to get a free tattoo of?
I can't think of a good tatoo or I'd go pay for it (I'm not very good at this survey)
5. You are being forced to listen to one song over and over, ad infinitum, as a form of torture. What song is it?
I'm guessing they mean the worst song in the world, so it would have to be "How could this Happen to Me" by Simple Plan or Bowling for Soup or whoever
6. You are leaving your state/province. What state do you move to?
Ontario, cause I moved there, haha, or Newfoundland, haha
7. You are leaving your country, where would you move to?
the Phillipines because I could live like a queen if I brought like $100
8. You get to choose one book as the best ever written. What book do you choose?
I don't know
9. You get to choose one movie as the best ever made. What movie do you choose?
I don't know
10. You get to spend one day each as a bird, an insect, and a mammal. What bird would you be? What insect? What mammal?:
A Bird: an Albatross (I'm an Albatross, I'm an Albatross!!!)
an insect: an Praying Mantis
Mammal: a wolf, cause wolves are cool
11. You must relive one year of your life. Which would you like to relive?
None, it would be insanly repetative and I'm sure I'd mess up my life somehow by trying to make it better
12. Which would you least like to relive?
Refer to above answer............
13. You have a time machine that will take you backwards anywhere from 1800 to the present. What decade do you most want to visit?
The 70s, because I don't know anything about the 70s except what I see on That 70s Show.
14. You must choose to go skydiving or very-deep-sea diving.:
Deep Sea Diving in the Antarctic.
15. You get to return to the past (using that handy dandy time machine we were talking about before) and have a sexual encounter with a rock star who is no longer alive. Who do you pick?:
Refer to threesome answer
16. You get to be a contestant on any game show, airing today or in the past. What show do you want to be on?
wheel of Fortune cause it's super easy to win
17. You are given $1 million dollars but you must give it all to one charity. What charity would you give it to?
WWF I guess or World Vision, I'm undecided
18. You must ban one word from the dictionary and all usage, to be no longer uttered or written. What word do you ban?
Cunt, because it's the most offensive term ever. You can't even jokingly call a friend a cunt, that's bad.
19. You can have 100 million dollars tax free but if you take it, you'll die at the age of fifty. Do you take it?
Probably not, I'm too self important to die, ahaha
I. Jane Do Smith
2. You are in a threesome with two famous people, alive or dead.
hhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...............................
I don't have fantasies about people I don't know. I honestly can't think of anyone.
3. You are in charge of naming your new band. What's the name of the band?
Songstress Susan and the Wannabees
4. You are going to get a free tattoo of?
I can't think of a good tatoo or I'd go pay for it (I'm not very good at this survey)
5. You are being forced to listen to one song over and over, ad infinitum, as a form of torture. What song is it?
I'm guessing they mean the worst song in the world, so it would have to be "How could this Happen to Me" by Simple Plan or Bowling for Soup or whoever
6. You are leaving your state/province. What state do you move to?
Ontario, cause I moved there, haha, or Newfoundland, haha
7. You are leaving your country, where would you move to?
the Phillipines because I could live like a queen if I brought like $100
8. You get to choose one book as the best ever written. What book do you choose?
I don't know
9. You get to choose one movie as the best ever made. What movie do you choose?
I don't know
10. You get to spend one day each as a bird, an insect, and a mammal. What bird would you be? What insect? What mammal?:
A Bird: an Albatross (I'm an Albatross, I'm an Albatross!!!)
an insect: an Praying Mantis
Mammal: a wolf, cause wolves are cool
11. You must relive one year of your life. Which would you like to relive?
None, it would be insanly repetative and I'm sure I'd mess up my life somehow by trying to make it better
12. Which would you least like to relive?
Refer to above answer............
13. You have a time machine that will take you backwards anywhere from 1800 to the present. What decade do you most want to visit?
The 70s, because I don't know anything about the 70s except what I see on That 70s Show.
14. You must choose to go skydiving or very-deep-sea diving.:
Deep Sea Diving in the Antarctic.
15. You get to return to the past (using that handy dandy time machine we were talking about before) and have a sexual encounter with a rock star who is no longer alive. Who do you pick?:
Refer to threesome answer
16. You get to be a contestant on any game show, airing today or in the past. What show do you want to be on?
wheel of Fortune cause it's super easy to win
17. You are given $1 million dollars but you must give it all to one charity. What charity would you give it to?
WWF I guess or World Vision, I'm undecided
18. You must ban one word from the dictionary and all usage, to be no longer uttered or written. What word do you ban?
Cunt, because it's the most offensive term ever. You can't even jokingly call a friend a cunt, that's bad.
19. You can have 100 million dollars tax free but if you take it, you'll die at the age of fifty. Do you take it?
Probably not, I'm too self important to die, ahaha