*snort laugh fall over*

[susan_the_rogue]

I was at Alan Cumming's website (aka the sexiest blue fuzzy elf I've ever seen in my life) and was looking at a thing he had about his upcoming fragrance, "Cumming". And everything sounds hilariously dirty.

CUMMING the fragrance: a unique, earthy smell that leaves you feeling and smelling sexy
CUMMING clean: a silky smooth hydrating body wash
CUMMING off buff: a brilliant body scrub with fine jojoba beads
CUMMING all over: a vitamin-packed body lotion with anti-aging agents
CUMMING in a bar: a big hard soap you'll want to drop in the shower!

'Scuze me while I go laugh maniacally in the corner.

*runs off*

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!