30 things....
Saw a version of this posted on someone else's journal. I've seen it before. It's absolutely perfect!
30 things men need to know about US!!!!
1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at our house...we run around in our underwear just like you do.
2. DON'T CHEAT ON US. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, we WILL find out and you will be sorry.
3. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat to be with us, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat.
4. Never miss an opportunity to tell us we're beautiful.
5. Don't refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous.
6. If we slap you hard, you deserved it.
7. Don't be afraid to touch us if you want to. If we're going out with you in the first place, it's because we like being in your arms.
8. If you don't sleep with us, do NOT tell your friends that you did.
8.5 If you DO sleep with us, do NOT tell your friends that you did.
9. You can be dirty minded in private, really...most of us are not offended by it...
10. Not all of us eat like birds, a lot of us can eat like whales.
11. Most of us don't mind paying half of everything, but do discuss these things with their friends. Realize that if you make your girlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will know about it and your friends will know you're a pussy.
11.5 Do you honestly need all your money that much? Be a man, pay all the time!
12. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, one of his sweatshirts, and a really pretty ring. Even if it's not a serious relationship.
13. Make sure we get home safely as often as you can. If you're dropping us off, walk to the door. If you aren't dropping us off, call to be sure we're home safely.
14. If a guy is bothering us, it is your right to beat the shit out of him.
15. If you're talking to a female friend of yours, pull your girlfriend closer.
16. Never, ever slap us, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if we swat you first, and say, "Oh, you're so dumb" or something, never make any gestures back.
17. Go to a chick flick once in a while. We doesn't care whether you enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went.
18. You're dead meat if you can't get along with our pets, parents, and best friends. Be prince charming to our friends, Mr. Polite to our parents, and make sure to be nice to the animals.
19. Don't flirt with our moms...that's just freaky.
20. Don't be freaked out by PMS. It's not gross, and it really does make us feel like shit, so be understanding.
21. If you don't like the way we drive, you do it.
22. If you're officially dating, and you're introducing us to your friends, you'd better damn well introduce us as your girlfriend.
23. Don't stress where you go for every date. We really only want to be with you.
24. If we complain that something hurts, rub it for us without being asked.
25. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle.
26. Memorize our damn birthdays. You forget my birthday ONCE and you're basically screwed for life.
27. Don't marinade the cologne, but smell good.
28. Don't give me something stupid for her birthday or Christmas or Valentine's day. It doesn't have to be expensive, but it has to be meaningful. Jewelry is always nice.
29. If you think the relationship isn't going to last, don't wait to find out. It will only hurt you more if you draw it out.
30. After you've been dating for a while, realize that we really have started to trust you. When you have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, you have a lot more responsibility, privilege and control than you would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond.
30 things men need to know about US!!!!
1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at our house...we run around in our underwear just like you do.
2. DON'T CHEAT ON US. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, we WILL find out and you will be sorry.
3. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat to be with us, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat.
4. Never miss an opportunity to tell us we're beautiful.
5. Don't refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous.
6. If we slap you hard, you deserved it.
7. Don't be afraid to touch us if you want to. If we're going out with you in the first place, it's because we like being in your arms.
8. If you don't sleep with us, do NOT tell your friends that you did.
8.5 If you DO sleep with us, do NOT tell your friends that you did.
9. You can be dirty minded in private, really...most of us are not offended by it...
10. Not all of us eat like birds, a lot of us can eat like whales.
11. Most of us don't mind paying half of everything, but do discuss these things with their friends. Realize that if you make your girlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will know about it and your friends will know you're a pussy.
11.5 Do you honestly need all your money that much? Be a man, pay all the time!
12. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, one of his sweatshirts, and a really pretty ring. Even if it's not a serious relationship.
13. Make sure we get home safely as often as you can. If you're dropping us off, walk to the door. If you aren't dropping us off, call to be sure we're home safely.
14. If a guy is bothering us, it is your right to beat the shit out of him.
15. If you're talking to a female friend of yours, pull your girlfriend closer.
16. Never, ever slap us, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if we swat you first, and say, "Oh, you're so dumb" or something, never make any gestures back.
17. Go to a chick flick once in a while. We doesn't care whether you enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went.
18. You're dead meat if you can't get along with our pets, parents, and best friends. Be prince charming to our friends, Mr. Polite to our parents, and make sure to be nice to the animals.
19. Don't flirt with our moms...that's just freaky.
20. Don't be freaked out by PMS. It's not gross, and it really does make us feel like shit, so be understanding.
21. If you don't like the way we drive, you do it.
22. If you're officially dating, and you're introducing us to your friends, you'd better damn well introduce us as your girlfriend.
23. Don't stress where you go for every date. We really only want to be with you.
24. If we complain that something hurts, rub it for us without being asked.
25. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle.
26. Memorize our damn birthdays. You forget my birthday ONCE and you're basically screwed for life.
27. Don't marinade the cologne, but smell good.
28. Don't give me something stupid for her birthday or Christmas or Valentine's day. It doesn't have to be expensive, but it has to be meaningful. Jewelry is always nice.
29. If you think the relationship isn't going to last, don't wait to find out. It will only hurt you more if you draw it out.
30. After you've been dating for a while, realize that we really have started to trust you. When you have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, you have a lot more responsibility, privilege and control than you would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond.