Today (I know this isnt that original, but life is short...)

Oct 02, 2004 23:16

I have fallen in love. With chemistry. I need help
Im really excited because um... i wish I took physics lap, so i could jump off a bridge and be confused and dead.
This is so uneventful because i just saw flashing light outside and I wish it was a flashing guy. Yes.
Hauwa is disturbed. And she is getting married in two years when its legal (wink wink)
Its ok because they are "gradually getting to that stage." She expects a proposal in about 5 months. He even touched her hip last night. It was sexy. Her shirt didnt have a fucking back!!!! How could he not touch her!
Anyway...
Fall break is coming up once again (although this is our first fall break ever), and we are all excited that Nong is coming to see Lia!!!! With the exception of Hauwa. And im going to be in Kansas. Yep.
You know, Hauwa is stuck here until christmas

OMG!!! GUESS WHAT????

Oh yeah, you cant guess because its a journal... Anyway, I met Persian last nigth. He was all not looking at me and staring at me at the same time. Yeah. Um, he doesnt even know that i exist with the exception that he was staring at me the whole time and will probably dump his gf for me, except not.
I know that i sound schizophrenic but im not really... Because schizophrenic is not the right word. The right word is multiple personalities. 3 in fact.
Its raining men! Hallujah its raining men, AMEN!!!
Im going to go out im going to let myself get absolutely soaking wet!!
Except in Balch.
And that would be really creepy if that did happen because they would splatter on the ground. And Hauwa would catch them and keep them in her room. In the sink.

We got bubble tea last night but it was disapointing because the guy that makes the bubble tea was probably high and he didnt notice me. And the girl that was making bubble tea was a whore because obviously she put my drink in a dark corner.

While Hauwa is crawled up in the fetal position, i am going to stare at Justin Timberlake's ass. Jk. Because he looks like a hobo when he doesnt shave with his full beard. And his old lady.

Thats all.
JK

We believe ecoli likes hallboy, but he thinks she is a racist. againt bleep and everyone that is not her. I hate bacteria

Thats all for real
Or maybe its not
but it is

I love fox25 news!!!
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