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Vault 101

Jun 22, 2009 16:55

Oh man, my head is killing me. What holiday was yesterday? Why’d I have to go and drink that much? Okay, no sweat, just calm down and you can figure this out ( Read more... )

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semper_fi_bitch June 22 2009, 22:31:01 UTC

Yeah, good luck getting God to turn the brightness on the sun down. He's pretty stubborn about that.

survival_101 June 22 2009, 22:33:55 UTC

The fuck's he thinking, trying to blind us? Or is he just scared of the dark?

semper_fi_bitch June 22 2009, 22:44:19 UTC

I don't know, man, I guess he's just a dick like that. But hey, just stick around for a while and it'll get dark eventually.

survival_101 June 22 2009, 22:46:06 UTC

Yeah, I get it. A dick like that and someone'll flip the switch eventually.

Look, I don't know who needs a room this fucking big, but I have no goddamn clue where I am right now.

semper_fi_bitch June 22 2009, 23:03:36 UTC

Yeah, that happens. Welcome to Memento Eden, Worst Island Ever.

1/2 survival_101 June 23 2009, 00:00:22 UTC

Worst is obvious, this place is in terrible cond-

2/2 survival_101 June 23 2009, 00:00:35 UTC

Wait. Island.

semper_fi_bitch June 23 2009, 00:13:13 UTC

Yeah, y'know, big-ass rock in the middle of the ocean?

survival_101 June 23 2009, 00:16:46 UTC

I know what an island is. But that's bullshit. I would've remembered doing something as stupid as going outside.

semper_fi_bitch June 23 2009, 00:34:18 UTC

Bullshit, dude, you can't remember shit right now! As far as you know, you could be the secret fairy princess of Mount Outsidius, located in the scenic Kingdom of Notindoorsia, which is right next to the United States of Does This Look Like Inside To You and just north of the Grand Republic of 'Cause Guess What It Isn't.

survival_101 June 23 2009, 00:37:34 UTC

So I can't remember anything important. But fuck you long and hard if I don't know that this is an arm, I'm a human, and I know that going outside is about the dumbest fucking thing you can do.

Can't remember shit. What, did someone have to find out the hard way not to shove his dick in a blender?

semper_fi_bitch June 23 2009, 00:48:24 UTC

Shit, dude, you haven't met some of the people around here. I wouldn't put it past 'em.

survival_101 June 23 2009, 01:01:52 UTC

...okay yeah, reeeeally don't want to know.

So Memento Eden. Worst place ever. Great.

semper_fi_bitch June 23 2009, 01:09:36 UTC

Worst island ever. Worst place ever is already reserved by a box canyon, sorry. Better luck next time.

survival_101 June 23 2009, 01:11:41 UTC

That sounds pretty tame.

semper_fi_bitch June 23 2009, 01:25:26 UTC

Ok, admittedly, Blood Gulch never stole my memories, but I'm sure if Sarge could've figured out how to do it, he would've.

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