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VirginKels: he's like "hey um yea i have 2 things to say.."
VirginKels: "one.. fuck nicole, she's a skinny crack whore i only wanted sex"
VirginKels: "two, fuck you.. your a big girl yourself.."
VirginKels: and i go.. "Three ... your fucking enormous and i wouldnt be talking, im suprised you can see your penis i would have thought ur fat rolls would have hung over them.."
"peter, I DON'T WANNA FUCKING KISS YOU!"
some of peters most famous lines:
"nicole... i fucking love you."
"some times the juice isn't worth the squeeze."
"you're stomach is so nice and flat baby!"