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Are you excited for the upcoming summer season?
Yessss, I am R E A D Y
Will you have a Valentine this year, or did you, if Valentine's has passed?
I will not.
Who do you want to hang out with?
No one in particular.
What conditions do you need in order to fall asleep?
Darkness and silence.
Do you like Vick's vapor rub?
Sure.
Are you currently learning a new language?
No.
What culture are you most interested in learning about?
Any, really.
Are there clothes in your closet with the tags still on them?
Nope.
What's your favorite color?
Grey.
Do you own anything skull print?
A couple things.
Who are the three people you consider yourself closest to?
My dad and my kids.
Are you a virgin?
Nope.
Do you like crackers with your soup?
Sure.
Which ex of yours means the most to you?
Justin.
Which of your friends has the best stories?
Needles.
What would you do if offered a hand grenade?
Decline?
What is something that never fails to make you feel accomplished?
I never feel accomplished.
How do you feel about nudity, in person?
Depends on the person and situation...
Have you ever used Pert shampoo?
Not that I can recall.
Do you need a fan on when you sleep?
Almost always.
Have you taken prescription medications that didn't belong to you?
Yeah.
How are your social skills?
Decent.
Have you ever stayed at a hotel for longer than two months?
Nope.
Do wooded areas freak you out in the evening or night?
Yes.
Do you ever go outside to look at the stars?
Sometimes, but it's rare.
Who breaks away from the kiss first?
It varies.
Do you know what you weigh?
Basically.
Are you happy with your weight?
No.
What is your sexual orientation?
Bi.
Have you ever smoked anything other than tobacco?
Yes.
Boyd or Raylan (just names if you don't know who I'm talking about).
I don't know what you're talking about, and I dislike those names.
Have you ever ridden on the back of a motorcycle?
Yes.
What was your first alcoholic beverage?
Wine cooler.
Have you ever taken someone back after they'd cheated?
Yes.
Do you like Steven Tyler?
Meh.
Baby Lips or EOS?
I prefer Burt's Bees.
Does the color red look nice on you?
Yes.
Do you say koala bear or simply koala?
It varies.
Do you know who Guy Pearce is?
Yes.
How often do you update the songs on your iPod?
I don't have one.
Do you like writing English essays?
I did.
What does the last pair of socks you purchased look like?
Unsure. I'm sure they were some sort of kid character or video game themed ones for my kids though.
Do you usually travel anywhere in the winter?
No.
Do you know anyone who is incarcerated?
Not anymore, he got out recently.
Have you ever woken up past 5 in the afternoon?
Yeah, when I worked overnight at Amazon.
Do you think Chloe Moretz or Elle Fanning is the more talented actor?
Unsure.
Do you tend to lean to the left or the right?
In what situation...?
Do you wait for someone else to take the garbage out when it's full?
Yes.
Do you iron any of your clothes?
Not really.
Do you think long, straight hair is pretty?
Sure.
Which parent do you get along with best?
My father.
Are most of your friends white?
Most of my best friends are, but I don't know about most of my friends in general.
How many CDs (roughly) do you own?
None.
Have you ever used binoculars the wrong way?
Purposely, joking around.
Do you own a Pillow Pet?
No.
Do you like M&Ms?
Sure.
Can you sleep in an unmade bed?
Yes.
Owls or stags?
Stags.
What's something you'd like to do with your hair?
I need a trim.
Do you have a fireplace in your home?
No.
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What's the most amount of surveys you've done in 24 hours?
A shit ton.
Would you rather feel like you have to pee all the time or sneeze?
Sneeze. I'd hate to feel like I have to pee all the time and not realize when I actually do need to.
What accent can you imitate the best?
Southern belle.
What shellfish would you rather be?
...None.
If you were in prehistoric times, what creature would you be most afraid of?
All of them?
Do you know why the ocean isn't really blue?
It's light refraction.
Do you know the name of the doctor that delivered you?
Nope.
Where did you last ride a bike to?
I don't know how to ride a bike.
Have you ever been to a roller rink?
Yeah.
What is your favorite character in Spongebob?
Squidward.
What is your favorite Italian food?
Chicken marsala.
Spell your name without any consonants.
Auu.
What are your parent's middle names?
Kevin and Renee.
What did you make out of macaroni in grade school?
I don't recall.
Did you have a class pet in grade school?
No...?
Have you ever kissed a bad kisser?
Yepp.
Where's the weirdest place you've ever fallen asleep?
On a coffee table.
When's the last time you wore a uniform?
When I worked at Cafe Acapulco.
Do you have any interest in taking an art class with a live nude model?
No, but only because I suck at art.
Do you consider yourself a good driver?
Yes.
Who did you want to be like when you were younger?
My sister.
Do you remember any movies/shows you were banned from watching as a child?
Only Pulp Fiction and General's Daughter, because of the rape scenes.
Can you name any of the Supreme Court Justices?
Ruth Bader Ginsburg, and the rapist.
Where were you when you found out about 9/11?
I was in my living room.
Would you rather slaughter a chicken or eat bull testes?
Blech.
Have you ever owned an aquarium?
Yes, but it was for my hamster lol
When's the last time you went to the zoo?
It's been so long.
What are you wearing that's green?
Absolutely nothing.
Do you think that kids under the age of 13 should have cell phones?
My sons do.
Would you rather be attacked by a bear or a lion?
Neither???
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Is it raining where you are?
Possibly, it's been on and off all day.
Would you ever get a white phone?
Probably not.
What was the last board game you played?
I just played Operation, Sorry, and Apples To Apples with my kiddos.
What color is the floor in the room you're in?
Brown.
What color do you see the most of right now?
Black.
Are you more hungry or thirsty right now?
Neither.
Have you wasted any money lately?
That's all I do.
How about lost any money?
Nope.
What's your favorite kind of tea?
Chamomile
Would you rather go back to the 80s or 90s for a week?
90's
If you could only wear one color of socks ever, what would you choose?
Black.
What color hairties do you normally use?
My hair's too short for hairties.
Do you prefer mints or gum?
Gum.
Have you been sleeping well lately?
Not really.
Popsicles or fudgesicles?
Fudgesicles.
When was the last time you made a sandwich?
Hmm, unsure. Oh, well, last week for my kids' lunches for school.
What's your favorite thing for a person to do while you're kissing them?
Kiss me back??
Blush or bronzer?
Blush.
Is it more important to you to have your fingernails or toenails painted?
Neither.
Would you rather your sheets be red or green?
Red.
Have you bought any bracelets recently?
Yes, actually. They were The Shining bracelets.
What was the last reason you bought or received a card?
Unsure.
How do you normally wear your hair?
It's... short. It pretty much just lies there lol.
Do you use a belt normally?
No.
What do you put on your hot dogs?
Cheese or mustard, never both.
How about on your tacos?
It varies. Cheese, guacamole, rice, meat, queso, tomato, lettuce, bell peppers, onions, jalapeno, corn, salsa, etc.
Do you like watermelon?
No.
What is your favorite flavor of hot pockets?
The few times I eat them, ham & cheese, or 4 cheese.
What color is your favorite blanket?
Grey with gold stars.
What day of the week is it?
Tuesday.
What's the most adventurous thing you've done this week?
I have done literally nothing adventurous this week lol
Would you prefer a brick house or a log cabin?
Brick house.
Patio or porch?
Porch.
Pool or trampoline?
Pool.
When was the last time you had orange juice?
It's been a while, it messes with my ulcers.
Do you like apple juice?
Yes.
Do you have any bright colored shorts?
A few.
Leggings or yoga pants?
Leggings.
Do you like b.l.t.s?
Yes. Minus the tomato.
What was the last drink you ordered at a restaurant?
Water, I think?
Have you gone to a Burger King or McDonald's more recently?
McDonald's. I don't really like either, but I hate McDonald's a little bit less.
Do you remember your last dream?
Ish.
Do you like going for car rides?
Sure.
Do you have a tree in your yard?
Yes.
When was the last time you lit a candle?
I dunno.