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What’s your favorite color gummy bear?
White.
What is the sexiest part of the opposite sex’s body?
Arms, back, butt, beard.
Have you ever made up/sang a song for someone you cared about?
No.
Ever had a song sang about/for you?
Yes.
Is there a baby in the room with you right now?
God no.
Do you know how to dance?
I can shake my ass, that's all.
Where do you sing the most, in the car or the shower?
Car.
What is your favorite thing that is green?
Plants.
What did your last text message say?
"I got a lot of good reaction memes today."
What is your middle name?
Victoria.
What is the way to your heart?
Intelligence, a sense of humor, respect.
What do you smell like?
Sunscreen and sweat probably.
What’s in your pocket?
My dad's debit card.
Anything in your mouth?
Aside from the usual mouth things, no.
Ever hurt yourself playing Wii?
No.
Do you have freckles?
I do not :(
How many languages can you say “Hello” in?
Six that I can think of.
What’s the last movie you saw in the theater?
Detective Pikachu, I believe.
Ever jumped/fallen/been pushed in a pool with your clothes on?
Yes.
Are you wearing any clothes that you wore yesterday?
No.
Name a song that you know all the words to:
There's a lot tho.
Are you in love with someone right now?
Yes.
What’s the last thing you watched on TV?
Nailed It!
What’s the last video game you played?
Mortal Kombat.
Who is your daddy and what does he do?
Richard. He's an office manager at a roofing company.
Can you do the alphabet in sign language?
Yes.
Do you have an uncle named Joe?
Nope.
What word do you use when people pass gas?
Fart.
Do you wear glasses?
Yes.
What can you hear right now?
Michael Jackson, my typing.
Did you feel better or worse or the same yesterday?
Worse.
Ever been overseas?
No.
What are your plans for today?
All I have left to do is print some pictures for Max's school tomorrow and some grocery shopping.
How long have you had Facebook?
Since 2008, I think. Maybe '09.
What was your favorite childhood show?
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.
Are you close to your siblings?
Yes.
What was your first job?
Cashier at BRU.
Do you bite your nails?
No.
Do you like your feet?
Sure.
Do you sleep well at night?
When I do sleep, sure.
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Has anyone ever given you the silent treatment?
Yes.
What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever had in your mouth?
I have no idea...
Are you friends with anyone named Earl?
Nope.
Are you vain?
I can be.
Has anyone ever threatened you with a knife?
Not seriously.
What would you do if the last person you kissed showed up at your house with a bunch or roses and a hand written poem for you?
Hug him and smile a lot lol
(If you’re a girl) Has anyone ever called you ‘shortie’ instead of girl?
Yes.
Do you ever watch The Simpsons?
Sometimes.
Have you ever sent an embarrassing moment of yours into a mag to be printed?
No.
What IS your most embarrassing moment?
Too many to choose from.
What’s the last thing to make you scream?
I have no idea.
Do your parents knock before coming in, or just barge on in?
Knock.
Do you think you’re more cute or sexy?
Sexy.
Do you own any mini skirts?
Not really.
What’s the middle name of the last person you spoke to?
In person? Kevin.
Would you like to live in a hotel, or your own house?
My own house.
Are you good at knowing when people are lying?
Yes.
Do you draw little hearts and stuff with eyeliner next to your eyes?
No.
What’s the most expensive thing you’ve ever lost?
I dunno.
Has your mom ever lied to you?
I'm sure.
Do you have a deep voice?
I guess?
When’s the last time someone made breakfast for you?
Mother's Day.
Do you do something new with your hair practically every day?
No.
When someone knocks on the door, who do you think it is?
When I'm not expecting anyone? Probably one of the neighbor kids.
Name a song you're addicted to:
None.
Has anyone ever licked your foot?
Yes.
Do you play games with boys/girls, like ‘hard to get’?
No, I'm an adult.
Has a guy ever quoted a romantic Shakespeare line to you?
No.
When’s the last time someone told you they were in love with you?
I don't remember.
Is there a Sonic where you live?
Yes.
Do you smile with your teeth?
Yes.
What did you eat for lunch today?
Nothing.
What do you like on your pizza?
All sorts of things, it depends on my mood.
Do you know anyone who lives in Newfoundland?
No.
How ‘bout Alberta?
No.
Anyone in Canada at all?
No.
If you could trade houses with a friend, who would it be?
I don't know.
Are you a good person to come to for advice?
Sometimes.
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In the morning…
Is there usually a text message waiting for you?
I wouldn't say usually.
Do you set your alarm early so you can lay in bed awhile?
Yes lol
Breakfast?
Yes.
Shower? Or save it for later?
It varies.
First person you usually see?
My kids. If they're at their dads, then Kelsi.
Pick out clothes or did it the night before?
In the morning.
Do you go over your plans for the day in your head?
Not really.
Spend any time with a pet?
Yes.
Moan and groan or get up ready to face the day?
Moan and groan.
Put music on?
Only in the car.
Facebook, Myspace or Twitter to start the day?
Facebook.
Friends, lovers, acquaintances
Do you have more than one best friend?
Yes.
Do you know anyone who legitimately is mentally ill?
Yes.
Anyone who is always taking food from you?
My kids lmao
Anyone you snitch food from?
Nah.
Right now, would you rather be single or in a relationship?
In a relationship.
Have you ever run interference between a friend and someone they liked?
Yes.
Boyfriend’s mom asks you to go to church with their family, do you go?
Maybe, but she wouldn't ask.
Do you say “love you” to any of your friends (not boyfriend)?
Yes.
Did you feel good or awkward if opposite sex says I love you?
It depends on whom lol
did anyone ever ask for your number then never call?
Probably.
Do you go out for ice cream with your friends?
Rarely. My kids more often.
Do you ever hang out with a parent for fun?
Yes.
Is your SO comfortable around your parents?
Somewhat.
Are your friends comfortable around your parents?
Yes. Well, my dad.
anyone who acts like they want to be your friend that you are avoiding?
Yes.
When you are mad at a friend do you straight out tell them?
Yes.
anyone you feel is trying to avoid you right now?
Nah.
How did you meet your newest friend?
The T.
Have you ever been talked into doing something really uncomfortable?
Yes.
Do you keep notes your friends write you?
I'm an adult.
Who’s the last person you called “stupid” or said was stupid?
I have no idea, but I'm sure it was in jest.
Getting silly and liking it!
Are you the one in your group who gets people laughing?
Sometimes.
Do you like stupid jokes?
Sometimes.
Dirty jokes?
Sometimes.
Do you have a lot of inside jokes with friends?
I guess so.
Are they mostly silly, or dirty?
Silly.
Which relative makes you laugh the most?
Kids.
What do they do that makes you laugh?
All sorts of goofy shit.
Do you have a pet that makes you laugh?
Not really.
Do you find sitcoms to actually be funny?
Some.
Which pop song lately has made you laugh?
I have no idea.
Anyone ever tell you you were funny and you have no idea why?
No, I know why lol
Last time you burst out laughing and realized no one else was?
Like, all the time.
when did you last laugh when something bad happened to someone?
I can't recall.
Laughed at yourself for doing something dumb?
All the time.
The day comes to an end
Last thing you do before you turn out the light?
Walk to my room.
anyone you send a good night text to?
Justin sometimes.
bedtime snack?
Not really.
do you go to sleep with music on?
No.
is your homework done or will you finish it in the morning?
N/a
jammies?
No.
do you sleep with socks on?
God no.
does a pet sleep in your room?
Sometimes. Sometimes he sleeps in my dad's room or in the kitchen sink for whatever reason.
are you the last one to go to sleep in your house?
Yes.
all the lights off? or a nightlight on?
All of them off.
hard to fall asleep or easy?
Easy.
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1. What was the last thing you put in your mouth?
A chocolate chip cookie.
2. Do you sleep naked?
No.
3. Worst pain I've ever felt?
Giving birth.
4. Favorite place you've been:
Chicago, NYC.
5. How late did you stay up last night?
Like 1 am.
6. If you could move somewhere else, where would it be?
Same city, different home.
7. Which of your Facebook friends lives closest to you?
Maybe Mel & Neil?
8. When was the last time you cried?
This morning.
9. Who took your profile pic?
I did.
10. Two of your favourite films?
Gone With the Wind & Pulp Fiction.
11. What’s your favorite season?
Summer.
12. If you could have any career, what would it be?
Retired millionaire.
13. What was the last book you read?
Some shitty one I threw away.
14. If you could talk to ANYONE right now?
No one in particular.
15. Are you a good influence?
Sometimes.
16. Does pineapple belong on pizza?
It does for me.
17. You have the remote, what is on right now?
Netflix.
18. Two people who you think will do this?
No clue.
19. Last concert?
Pentatonix, ugh I cannot wait for it to be a different one lol. The things you do for friends.
20. Favourite type of food?
Japanese, Indian, Tex-Mex.
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Basics
Full name:
Autumn Victoria W.
Do you have any nicknames?:
Autie, Mama, Mom, Baba, Sunshine, Sugarplumhoneychild, Babe.
Birthday:
November 2.
Sexuality:
Bi.
Gender:
Female.
Relationship status:
In one.
Siblings?:
An older sister named Renee.
Pets?:
A cat named Link.
Education:
Some college.
Living in:
Texas.
Works as:
Office assistant.
Hobbies/Interests:
Netflix, hanging out with friends and family, reading, surveys, film, literature, music, games.
Tattoos?:
I have nine. A Tarantino sleeve, Harry Potter stars (x2), McGonagall's wand, a heart + infinity symbol, Texas, Spinelli, Spider-Man, 1984 quote.
Piercings:
Ears and nose.
Surgeries?:
5 ear surgeries, one eyelid surgery, two births.
Have you ever?
Shot a gun?:
No.
Quit a job?:
Yes.
Flown on a plane?:
Yes.
100+miles in a car?:
Yes.
Watched someone give birth?:
Myself?
Watched someone die?:
No.
Stamps in your passport?:
Zero, because when I went to Mexico you didn't need a passport.
Ridden in an ambulance, or a police car?:
Yes to both.
What states have you traveled to?:
Texas, Virginia, Florida, Louisiana, Arkansas, Oklahoma, Alabama, Georgia, Mississippi, Maryland, Illinois, New York, New Jersey, Missouri, Tennessee. I always feel like I'm forgetting somewhere...
Been skiing?:
No.
Ridden a motorcycle?:
Yes.
Stayed in a hospital?:
Yes.
Driven a stick shift?:
No.
Eaten Escargot?:
Yes.
Seen a UFO?:
No.
Do you eat sushi?:
Yes.
Have you seen a ghost?:
No.
Favorites:
Person:
My kids, my nephews & niece, Justin.
Movie:
Pulp Fiction, Gone With the Wind, Fargo, Django Unchained, Chicago, Reservoir Dogs, etc.
Song:
The Wind Cries Mary, Ain't No Sunshine, Sideways, Let's Stay Together, etc.
Celebrity:
Tarantino, Meryl Streep, Hendrix, etc.
Color:
Grey, black, cerulean.
Food:
Japanese, Indian, Tex-Mex.
Animal:
Zebras, snakes.
Random questions
What is the first thing you do when you wake up?
Check my phone or turn the alarm off.
What is the last thing you do before you go to sleep?
Check my phone.
What is your favorite snack at a movie theater?
Popcorn.
What is the first thing you notice when you meet someone for the first time?
Their general appearance, how they carry themselves.
What’s the best compliment you’ve ever received?
That I'm a good mom.
Best board game(s)?
Scrabble, Apples to Apples, Trivial Pursuit.
What cartoon character is most like you?
Spinelli.
Would you rather play a villain or a hero in a movie?
Villain.
Would you rather go a month without washing your hair or without brushing your teeth?
Hair.
Early bird or night owl?
Night owl.
If you could eat anything you want without gaining any weight, what’s the first thing you’d eat?
My dumbass eats those things anyway.
If you could personally witness any event in history, what would it be?
Idk.
What was the last picture you took with your phone?
A selfie.
What was the last lie you told?
Dunno.
What was the last movie you saw in the theater?
Detective Pikachu.
What was the last delivery meal you got?
Pizza.