Huff, Sigh, Grunt, Moan, Wail, Hiss... Bark?

[surria]

Maxx:  *huffs*
Me:  Don't huff at me.
Maxx:  *sighs*
Me:  Don't sigh at me either. 
Maxx:  *grunts* 
Me:  Maxx, do not huff or sigh or grunt at me. 
Maxx:  *moans* 
Me:  Maxx!  Don't moan at me either! 
Maxx:  *makes incomprehensible noise* 
Me:  What was that? 
Maxx:  A wail. 
Me:  Then don't wail at me either! 
Maxx:  *hisses* 
Me:  MAXX!  Don't huff, sigh, grunt, wail or hiss at me. 
Maxx:  *barks* 
Me:  O.o 
Maxx:  Well, what else am I supposed to do?!  You took everything away from me!