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[surrey_sucks]

I love scratchies*, especially on the back of my legs. As Dave was scratching my legs, he stopped to examine something on my ass. I asked him if I had something on my ass, and he said that I had a zit, and asked if he could pick it off.

Picking a zit of of your significant other's ass. Now that's love.

*No, that's not a typo; that's what I call it.