You know you're a geek when...
Last night around 4am, I was woken up by Dave having sex with me. I was aware of what was happening, but I was half asleep for the first little while. I must have been dreaming about amino acids before I was woken up, because for the first several minutes that we were having sex, I was thinking about amino acids, and the weirdest thought was floating through my mind, as we are having sex: I thought of my cunt as the &alpha-carbon, my body as the hydrogen, my legs as the amino and carboxyl groups, and Dave as the R group.
Because Dave and I were so tired, we were having sex while both lying on the bed. He initially penetrated me from behind, and as we continued to have sex, we rotated (think of our genitals as a central carbon in an organic compound, and Dave and I atoms singly bonded to the carbon, thus allowing for free rotation around the carbon). Eventually our bodies were perpendicular to each other (or so it seemed in my half-asleep state), and I said, "Hey, we're orthogonal to each other!" Yes, I actually said that while we were having sex!
Anyway, it was damned good sex! For most of the time we had sex while both lying down on our backs, too tired to do much but thrust our pelvises (but oh did we thrust!). We'll definitely have to try that position again, as we're both lazy and often too tired to move much while having sex (some of our attempts at sexual intercourse have been pretty pathetic because we've both been too tired).
Both Dave and I really enjoyed the sex last night, and it was some of the best sex we had had for a while. Lately, our sex life has been lame to non-existent. Hopefully we'll get a chance to spice it up!
Because Dave and I were so tired, we were having sex while both lying on the bed. He initially penetrated me from behind, and as we continued to have sex, we rotated (think of our genitals as a central carbon in an organic compound, and Dave and I atoms singly bonded to the carbon, thus allowing for free rotation around the carbon). Eventually our bodies were perpendicular to each other (or so it seemed in my half-asleep state), and I said, "Hey, we're orthogonal to each other!" Yes, I actually said that while we were having sex!
Anyway, it was damned good sex! For most of the time we had sex while both lying down on our backs, too tired to do much but thrust our pelvises (but oh did we thrust!). We'll definitely have to try that position again, as we're both lazy and often too tired to move much while having sex (some of our attempts at sexual intercourse have been pretty pathetic because we've both been too tired).
Both Dave and I really enjoyed the sex last night, and it was some of the best sex we had had for a while. Lately, our sex life has been lame to non-existent. Hopefully we'll get a chance to spice it up!