Meme

Aug 29, 2005 03:30

Oh god. This is hilarious. Taken from bravecows



X-files was my first. She was all about the passion. She was that girl you meet casually while you're going on about your day, say in the supermarket and then next thing you know you're holed up together in the motel and getting out of bed only to order room service. It lasted for ever but never went beyong the sex thing. You were obsessed with her, you adored her but the two of you never really talked or did anything together. Still sometimes when you see her around you still get a full body tingle.

The Sentinel you were always aware that she wasn't really that pretty and maybe she wasn't exactly classy but she was kinda sweet and she had real heart. You went out for a while and it was pretty good but with time you realized there was no passion there and gently disengaged. You're kinda secretly contemptous now but you still have warm feelings for her.

Due South was your first real love. You had seen her around and maybe even danced at a party once or twice, then it was like someone had hit you and you fell fast and hard for her and it was amazing. She was so gorgeous and so smart and you liked all her friends. Yet you always had that feeling that maybe she was too good for you and suddenly you couldn't quite engage with her anymore, there was this distance between the two of you. You still kind of worship her from afar and you think she's wonderful but you know the two of you weren't meant to be.

Smallville broke your heart and you still don't know why. She was the sweetest girl you've ever met and everything was so easy with her. It was easy to be with her, easy to talk to her, easy to love her. But then she started fucking around on you and it drove you crazy. You tried to woo her back for a little while but eventually realized that she was a ho and not as great or nice as you had thought. You're still a little bit bitter over it and it's hard to remember why you used to like her.

Queer as Folk was the most gorgeous girl ever and when you first got her number you where flying really high, you thought this was going to be great. It turned out though that she was kind of shallow and not that bright and bitched at you a lot so you dumped her pretty fast. For a while you still fooled around with her whenever you saw her and got caught up with how perfect she looked but mostly you don't bother answering her phone calls anymore.

RPS (real people slash - boybands) was that girl you were always a little bit ashamed of. She was kinda wierd and funky and not like anyone you'd ever known before. You used to sneak out to neck with her in abandoned parking lots but you're kinda over that phase now and you think she's kinda juvenile.

Atlantis is your true real love. She's lovely and gentle and so enamoured with you it makes you feel like Superman. You're just crazy about her, she makes you want to buy her roses and take her dancing. You think this is the real thing, this could be it! You like all the same things, you get each other on some really scary level. Sometimes it's like you're reading each other's mind and finishing each other's sentences. You're interested in everything she does and she's facinated by all of your hobbies, it's perfect. You've never been this happy with anyone.

oh my, that's a number of fandoms, I seem to get around *amused*.

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