my internal mind orgasm
Last night I saw the greatest performance EVER!!! We arrived at 3:45pm and stood in a line full of Offspring fans and us for 3 hours....then something amazing happend...TINC was on stage warming up and Dennis was practicing his screaming and yeahs!!! It was totally hot!!! They warmed up with the song Bigger Cages, Longer Chains(which they didn't play at the show:( Once we got in, Kristina and I were looking around at all of the Offspring fans and it appeared to us that we just might be the only people there who came for the noise conspiracy....then...Kristina said"I think those guys on the hill over there like them"...and I looked over and it was Fucking Dennis Lyxzen plus band lying on the hill like 25 feet away from us!!! I just stared and I think they had to of noticed, but I had no balls therefore did not go over to them. Dennis was way too hot!!! Finally the moment of truth..TINC was on stage and they all had on matching black leather jackets and kristina and I both went "Ughhhhyeah" at the same time. Then they played Smash it up and we both started dancing...oh yeah...Kristina and I were the only 2 people at the whole fucking venue(mesa fucking ampitheatre)that were dancing and cheering and throwing our fists in the air along with Dennis. It was cool...The whole band kept looking at us and smiling and especially Dennis whom I saw look right into my eyes and then smile and danced right along with us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Goddamn!!!that man is so fine!!!I am smitten by him and he knows...oh yes...after last night ...he has to know...HE WAS LOOKING RIGHT AT ME AND SMILING AT ME!!!!AND DANCING!!!!for christ sake people IF ANYONE THAT READS THIS KNOWS DENNIS LYXZEN PLEASE TELL HIM THAT I LOVE HIM(actually i screamed that to him before they started playing)AND ASK HIM OUT ON A DATE FOR ME!!!!!
Last night was the greatest night of my life and next friday will most likely top this one...
LOVE TIFFANY
LAST NIGHT TOP 10 EVENTS LIST
By Tiffany & Kristina
10) 2 12yr old boys, one in a Everclear t-shirt and one in a Korn t-shirt, walked by us and Kristina said "you take the one on the right and I'll take the one on the left." we were planning to kick their asses for being dumbasses.
9)When Dennis lyxzen said "Nachos" in his very sexy swedish accent.
8) At least 50 little kids being escorted during the show by a mother who looked very ho like.
7) Lots of semi-good looking guys with fucking fugly fat chicks.
6) Dennis taking off his sexy leather jacket only to reveal his sexy sweaty body. OHHH YEAH!!
5) Looking over and Watching Dennis doing air guitar onthe hill.
4) The guy on the top of the hill in a shed waving his shirt and jumpinmg around like a crazy man during the Offspring.
3) Dennis and his sexy tambourine.
2) The erotic thoughts we both were obviously thinking as we watched Dennis twirl his microphone around and catch it.
1) Dancing while Dennis danced and looked at us and totally smiled at us....(I bet he wanted us bad!)
Last night was the greatest night of my life and next friday will most likely top this one...
LOVE TIFFANY
LAST NIGHT TOP 10 EVENTS LIST
By Tiffany & Kristina
10) 2 12yr old boys, one in a Everclear t-shirt and one in a Korn t-shirt, walked by us and Kristina said "you take the one on the right and I'll take the one on the left." we were planning to kick their asses for being dumbasses.
9)When Dennis lyxzen said "Nachos" in his very sexy swedish accent.
8) At least 50 little kids being escorted during the show by a mother who looked very ho like.
7) Lots of semi-good looking guys with fucking fugly fat chicks.
6) Dennis taking off his sexy leather jacket only to reveal his sexy sweaty body. OHHH YEAH!!
5) Looking over and Watching Dennis doing air guitar onthe hill.
4) The guy on the top of the hill in a shed waving his shirt and jumpinmg around like a crazy man during the Offspring.
3) Dennis and his sexy tambourine.
2) The erotic thoughts we both were obviously thinking as we watched Dennis twirl his microphone around and catch it.
1) Dancing while Dennis danced and looked at us and totally smiled at us....(I bet he wanted us bad!)